.Mordecai and Rigby were in the coffee shop like always chatting with CJ and Eileen as they usually did, the duo enjoyed talking to the couple and even though Mordecai and CJ used to date they ended on good terms so there was little to no awkward moments between them. Mordecai and rigby were chatting about this brand new videogame they bought the other day that the girls just had to try, Eileen wasn't very interested in the story so she leaned on her girlfriends shoulder tired after working such long hours. Rigby was just explaining how they got past the third boss wich was a giant man eating worm baby when Margaret walked up cutting Rigby off completely.

"Hey there mordecai would you mind dropping me off at my boyfriend's apartment" the girl asked in a flirtatious tone that everyone picked up on except mordecai who just nodded smiling at the slutty robin.

Rigby dug his nails into the table in frustration due to a mixture of Margaret interrupting him and how he is completely flirting with HIS mordecai. CJ and Eileen noticed this and felt sorry for their little friend with a major crush. Rigby stood up waving goodbye to his friends making some excuse relating to his stomach being upset. Mordecai dumbly waved goodbye to his friend completely blind to how Rigby was acting.

Mordecai stood up waving to the couple across from him walking outside in the sweltering heat with the robin. Margaret climbed in the passenger seat of the cart secretly judging the small park owned vehicle. Eileen and CJ looked through the window and shook their head at the filthy hoe in mordecai's passenger seat. Mordecai pushed the key in the ignition bringing the cart to life, the engine purred as mordecai pulled from his parking place into the direction of Margaret's house.

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Rigby opened the door to the house walking straight up the stairs to his and mordecai's shared room after shutting it behind him, he made it to the top and made his way to his and mordecai's shared room. Rigby shut the door behind him laying down on the bed. He deeply inhaled the familiar scent of his best friend a shade of pink tinting his cheeks. How he could get so jealous of that slut, he shouldn't even be thinking that way towards his best friend.

Rigby sighed snuggling into mordecai's pillow breathing in the essence imagining it was mordecai's his arms were draped around instead of the pillow he used as a mere substitution . He sighed at the thought of mordecai's truly being his, the thoughts warmed his heart but he knew that that's all they were; thoughts. He felt his eyes grow heavy and he slowly allowed the sandman to carry him off to dreamland with only the muttering of one word.

"Mordecai"

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Mordecai pulled into the small duplex that Margaret's latest boyfriend lived at, he really wanted to just hurry and drop her off and go home so he could play the brand new game him and Rigby picked up yesterday hopefully they could get past level two this time. He has been spending a lot of his time with the little raccoon, he knew when he was dating both Cj and Margret they really didn't hangout as much as they used to but the time they spend now makes up for it, he really enjoys hanging out with Rigby when he isn't being a dick. Mordecai smiled zoning out at the thought of him and Rigby laughing like the good old days that was until he felt something on his leg, mordecai stiffened and look down only to see Margaret's had traveling up his thigh.

Mordecai quickly gripped the robin's hand pulling it away before it even dared touched his crotch, he looks up at her with a stern face that didn't seem to faze the thick skulled slut.

"Margaret what are you doing you have a boyfriend" he questioned letting go of her hand, nw letting his features soften.

"yeah but there isn't anything wrong with a piece of action here or there, come on mordo show me how much of a man you really are" mordecai had a flash but instead of Margaret he pictured the one trying to seduce him being none other than his best friend.

The thought made him blush and he slowly stood from the cart not giving Margaret another chance to try and groap his junk mail. Margaret pouted standing up from her seat in the cart and with a judgmental look walked up to her boyfriend's place slamming the door behind her. Mordecai rubbed his temples getting back in the cart hoping to try and sort the thought that plagued his mind. Another glimpse of rigby on his knees in front of mordecai with a very craving look flashed through the blue jay's mind made him blush. It seemed the more mordecai tried to sort out these perverse thoughts of his best friend the more the thoughts would build.

What is wrong with him?