REVISED 11-22-06

Thanks to all who reviewed and told me the right way to spell Rokudaime

This story was inspired by a pictur I drew of the time where Naruto was pushed into Sasuke...though mine hade several changes :evil laughter:

One time was understandable

It wasn't his fault; the kid behind him pushed him into Sasuke, not that the teme would ever admit that…that happened the day they were assigned to the same team.

Two times pisses him off

It still wasn't his fault…I think…but Naruto should have learned from the first time. What kind of ninja trips over a rock anyway? That happened on they're way bake from escorting the bridge builder.

Three times is war

He knows it on purpose now, Sasuke knows how clumsy Naruto is, and falling off Konoha's wall during gate duty, there is no possible was that was an accident. That happened two weeks after they were promoted to chuunin together during their second try; their first time doing gate duty.

Four times makes him uneasy

It really was an accident this time, one Naruto didn't even know happened…right? …Naruto fell off the bed, which he had somehow gotten while making Sasuke sleep on the floor, and his lips just happened to meet Sasuke's…then Sasuke's stomach fluttered…and for some reason he kissed Naruto back, even if he was still only asleep. That happened on their first mission together as jounin, their first overnight mission where they had to share a room just the two of them. The same time Naruto helped Sasuke accomplish his life goal.

Five times causes understanding

This time wasn't an accident

This time was on purpose

This time Naruto walked up to Sasuke all cute and pouty and grabbed the front of Sasuke's shirt pulling him into a kiss…and Sasuke kissed back. That happened they same day they started dating, also exactly 16 years after the Kyuubi no Kitsune was sealed away by the fourth hokage.

"Suke-chan"

Sasuke cringed at the nickname, sending a glare at the person it came from, AKA the newly appointed Rokudaime who just pouted cutely in return. Sasuke gave in with an agitated sigh.

"Fine, we'll go get dome ramen, Dobe"

"YAY!!! Love ya Bastard" Naruto said, glomping Sasuke and giving him a kiss on the cheek. A light pink dusted Sasuke's face as they started toward the ramen stand holding hands for the entire world to see.

After all it was a well known fact that both the 6th hokage and the head ANBU caption always were seen like this.

Granted at first it wasn't accepted…that is until a certain Kitsune demon got his own body and became the protector of Konoha…