Sorry if Allen's a little OOC, or anybody else.

I don't own this anime/manga

This lame ass story

Allen had been a good boy. He'd listened to his master (no matter how ridiculous or difficult the request), fought akuma, and even a vampire (sorta). But no! The universe was cruel. The snow haired boy was currently duct taped to a wall upside down. The infamous Tyki Mikk was standing before him.

"Let me goooo!" Allen struggled aimlessly, "What is this stuff?" he craned his neck to look at Tyki.

Said dark skinned villain took a drag of his smoke, and bent down to Allen's eye level, "Its duct tape, a very nice invention stolen from your precious Black Order." As he was talking, puffs of smoke made their way out of Tyki's mouth and into Allen's face. "And why Should I let you go, when I could just as easily kill you?"

Allen, coughing, responded vehemently, " Because!"

Tyki looked puzzled and laughed, "Because? That's not a reason…AH!" A giant hammer flew at him knocking him through the ceiling. 'That's why!' Allen thought.

"Moyashi."

It was Kanda and Lavi.

-BAKAUSAGI-

After Lavi hit Tyki and sent him flying off team rocket style, the two made an attempt to get Allen off the wall. They pulled and pulled, but the tape just wouldn't budge.

"Enough! What the hell is this stuff?" Kanda took out Mugen and raised it. "Moyashi, if this kills you I'm sorry."

"WHAT! NO NO NOOOOOOO!" Allen shook his head vigorously as Kanda brought the blade down. "Ahhrrrghhhh!" was Kanda's battle cry

"Kanda! NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Lavi yelled and threw his hammer in front of the blade, just in time to save Allen from a choppy fate.

The sword missed Allen's head by mere inches. Allen let out the breath he was holding with a sigh, then looked angrily at Kanda, "You douchebag! You could'a killed me!"

"Hellooo, that's why I said 'I'm sorry', you know if it did kill you. BUT nooooo well never know, will we usagi?" The swordsman glared at Lavi , who put his hands up defensively. "Don't look at me like that! I couldn't just sit by and let you kill Allen!"

Kanda sheathed Mugen and began walking away, "Tch, the beansprout can stay there for all I care."

"Kanda! Get your arse back here!" Allen thrust his body forward, but the tape still wouldn't budge, "You can't just leave me here…they'll know I'm gone." Kanda turned back to Allen had saw that he'd put on a puppy dog face. Kanda immediately froze up at the cute scene, mouth agape.

"Please help get me down," Allen's eyes seemed to grow, "Pweeeeease?"

Kanda averted his eyes. "…"

Lavi, standing idle, decided to run up to Kanda, "Come on Yu! How can you refuse that face?" Lavi grabbed Kanda's face and turned it towards Allen. "Come on.~"

Kanda sighed and with great hesitance, walked back towards Allen. Of course not without hitting Lavi first.

-MUCH LATER!-

In the end, the two ended up scratching up and clawing Allen before just shredding his cloths off with Mugen. Only then did they finally cut the tape. Allen was covered in adhesive marks and scraps of tape. Also, Lavi accidentally (Not really) got some of the tape on Kanda's brow. He'd ripped it off without thinking, and took off Kanda's left eyebrow.

Upon entering headquarters later, Lenalee immediately asked what happed. "Oh my gosh, what took you guys so long? You were supposed to be back hours ago- Kanda, where's you eyebrow? And whys Allen covered in gray strips of stuff?" They ignored her, and went straight to the science department. Before they got there, they found Komui and beat him to an unrecognizable state. After thus, they trashed the science department.

And somewhere far away, Tyki Mikk is still blasting off again.