In the offices of Cyber Division, a.k.a. Cy-Bo-Div, a girl with black hair, in a black blazer and skirt with aqua trim, red tie, and heels, was entering the laboratory. She was summoned to examine something that her cadets have found. She saluted to two men in green uniforms.

"Chief Yakumo." One cadet saluted.

She then said, "I got your message on a recovery mission. What did you recover?"

The cadet showed her a lifelike android that resembles herself. She said, as the motionless robot was wearing a brown blouse and white skirt and leggings, "Is that… me?"

It was Yamo, the evil robot that was created by German Engineering, in order to cast the world into chaos and darkness. Yakumo asked, "But how? I thought Feral Beauty Head, Neptuneman, banished them to a world of misfit robots. And why is she wearing those clothes?"

The cadet said, "That's what we thought… but we found these two androids in the Mushroom Kingdom's underground area."

"Two?"

"Yeah. Unfortunately, there was one more, and she is a complete mess."

He showed her another robot, with long black hair and small pigtails, wearing a Green Koopa shell and a long-sleeved white shirt and tights, and green shoes. She was badly scarred and damaged. Yakumo gasped in fear, as she sobbed, "Sis?"

She sniffled, as she approached the evil AM-Net, the robot that is evil to the core, but is often breaking apart. She wept, "She… she looks like my sister, Tenma… But how did-?"

"No clue, ma'am. But we managed to find their broken bodies in the underground area; I do believe Stage 1-2, I think."

"Broken?"

She looked at Tenma Robot's eyes, as they were open, with her mouth slightly open with a smile, and her eyes black. The cadet said that both gynoids were destroyed, and suddenly died. He added that it was figuratively impossible, since these androids would last forever, with unlimited battery life and indestructible bodies. But it seemed that they lost the will to live.

Yakumo cried, as she was saddened by the robot's likeness. The cadet asked, "Ma'am, it's not like the robots are on our side."

"I know…" Yakumo said, "But… My sister… Who would do such a thing to those broken dolls?"

She dropped a tear to Tenma's face, which fell to her cheek.

This is the story of Projects AM-Net and Yamo's life, after saving the Moji Mikisa from the evil Onigiri and her blizzard of revenge. It was a sad story, in which these androids had endured their final moments, before being broken and outdated. It is also the story of another girl, lost in the Moji Mikisa, with her friend.

The MIS-Adventures of Miyazawa & May presents:

Super Mah-Yura!

At the Mushroom Kingdom, inside Bowser's Castle, a girl with long brown hair and in a white sailor shirt and blue skirt was sitting in Bowser's throne. She hissed, "Oh… Mario… Luigi… I've come for you… and soon, the Princess will be mine. THIS is a new era, you pesky plumbers… the era… of the Narue Android…"

This was the Narue Android, Narumi Nanase. She is the ruler of Oceanside Koopa Beach, after she reformed herself, for saving Big Bertha, the island's undersea master, and raised a peaceful race of turtles called Koopas. She then approached a computer and typed in, in a nervous state, "Uh… Lemme see…"

Just like Narue Nanase, she was bad with computers. But she did type in a post to the cities.

TO: All able and trustworthy fembots (or some people who want a job)
By royal decree, The Mushroom Kingdom and Bowser's Castle is now hiring bad guys to assist the Queen of Koopas, the new ruler of Bowser's Castle. ALL applicants apply in Kamek's Hut, near Vanilla Dome, and must be able. Fembots to be given repair jobs, and insurance; all others receive minimum wage and life insurance. NO experience necessary; Openings available from 7am-9pm.

She finished, as she panted, "Man… Me, with a working capacitor, and with a life to live, since I shunned King Koopa from this place. It is time for a change, and with a feminine touch."

She heard voices, as she looked out the window. There were 500 female robots, all human-like and fully-functional, and excited for a job. Narumi whispered, "Jesus… They must be from Targus City."

She called to the girls, "HOLD IT!"

They bowed in attention, as Narumi said, "Look, I'm sorry. But this isn't the place to get the job. It's in Kamek's Hut, in Vanilla Dome. Take the Star Road to the Vanilla Dome, and find Kamek. He'll help you out."

The girls agreed, as they marched off. Narumi sighed, "Idiots…"

Two robots were in attention, as they waited. It was Tenma Robot and Yakumo Robot. Narumi asked, "What the hell do you two want?"

Yakumo Robot bowed, "I am Yamo. We like to assist you, Master."

Tenma Robot spoke robotically, "I am Tenma. I obey. I obey. Master. Obey-bey-bey-bey."

Narumi asked, "You look badly beaten and torn apart. What happened?"

Yakumo Robot said, "We tried to rule Targus City… but humans ruined our beautiful bodies… Please, repair us, and we will obey, Master."

Narumi stated, "Any qualifications?"

Yakumo said, "We are Projects Yamo and AM-Net. Surely, you have heard about us, Master. We obey, Master. And we are pure evil, Master. And we never break down, Master."

Narumi roared, "OKAY, SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

She calmed down and said, "I have spare Koopa Troopas to assist you. Maybe we can work something out."

Four red and green Koopas appeared, and then escorted the damaged robots away in Bowser's Castle.

XXXXX

Days had passed, as the robots were given newer roles in the Mushroom Kingdom, stopping Mario & Luigi, the two heroes that save the Mushroom Kingdom. In Narumi's rule, however, once a Toad says "Sorry, but your princess is in another castle", they are immediately executed. And seeing that Mario & Luigi have extra lives, it gives the Queen of Koopas to study their movements well. All the fembots were made to obey Narue Android, dressed as Goombas, with brown blouses and white leggings. They only move with their feet, when on duty, since Goombas are mushrooms. There were also robots as Koopas, in red, blue, green, and yellow shells and boots; and even for Thwomps, in a huge rectangular block, with their arms and legs inside; even Shy Guys, dressed in various colors, wearing Shy Guy masks. Even villains from the Mushroom Kingdom remained, such as Piranha Plants, Bullet Bills, and Boos. One fembot remained to play as Big Boo, since she has a jetpack, and wearing a semi-gloss transparent ghost costume.

Narumi's troops were all prepared, and as the weeks went by, and all the training they made, the robots became an army of her evil forces. Sadly, they couldn't best Mario, who was a fat man in a red hat, blue overalls, and a mustache.

In a level in Yoshi's Island 2, Mario stomped on three Goomba Girls, and kicked down a Koopa Girl, throwing her into a group of robot girls, dressed as Koopas. He gave a saluted, as he cheered, "YEAH! HA, HA, HA!"

He hummed his theme song, as he walked down the stage. Tenma, as a Koopa, and Yakumo, as a Goomba, watched on from another side of the level. They were fully fixed, and spoke clearly.

"You know, it is nice that Narumi Nanase hired us to stop Mario, despite that we always lose against him." Yakumo said.

Tenma replied, "Affirmative, Sister Unit. She even fixed my chassis and servos."

"But what does Mario want with us? Didn't he have enough of those coins he collects?"

"Well, from what I hear, from Shy Guy #R32K, he uses these coins to pay for spaghetti. But Shy Guy #7Z3 stated that it is for carnal pleasures."

"How so, Tenma?"

"Okay, you know how Mario loves the Princess? Well, he can go to like any city and find any prostitute he can find."

"EW! Gross! Sis, you don't have to be sick."

"That's what #7Z3 said. It's not like we kidnapped the Princess, or anything. … … …Oh, wait… yeah."

Yakumo sighed, "Who cares, anyway? I'm a Goomba, which is a mushroom. I can move my arms around, but not while Mario or Luigi is here… It is a sad day. I walk side-to-side, and I have to pick up things with my teeth."

"Well, at least this shell is cozy. Anyway, why all the coins? It's not like Master Narumi isn't using it for ransom, you know."

"I don't know. But from what I hear that she's single. But it's usually for certain utilities, since I heard she rules a Koopa Island. She's like a one-android ruler."

Tenma gasped, looking up, "WHOA! Look out!"

Yakumo moved, as a girl in blue hair and a red Shy Guy suit, with mask, dropped to the ground. She moaned, as she was hurt, "Oh. Error. I am damaged… lightly…"

Yakumo asked, "You okay? You are badly hurt."

The Shy Girl said, "Well, not much. But seriously, why aren't you girls helping us? We needed a strategy attack from you two, our senpais."

Tenma replied, "Well, that's just it. We were going to plan a surprise attack, but you dove in and ruined our concentration."

Yakumo said, "Yeah. It was unintentional, though."

The Shy Girl bowed, "I am sorry. I didn't mean to distract you."

Tenma beeped, as she flashed red from her eyes, "NO! Error! Star Power Alert! Fembots beware in Yoshi's Island vicinity… Star Power Alert!"

Mario destroyed a few Shy Girls, all in flashing colors. He was invincible, and can go through the bad guys, without dying. Tenma continued to beep, as Yakumo said, "Star Power. You can't do anything for Star Power."

The Shy Girl said, "But he hits the blocks. Why can't we get any?"

Yakumo spotted a Question Block and said, "Yeah. Block over here. You, Shy Girl #19H6."

"It's Samantha."

"Right. Shy Girl Samantha, hit that block, over there, and grab it."

"Roger."

She leapt off and hit a lone Yellow Block. It popped out a Fire Flower, as she called, "Senpai, there's a flower on there. Aw, it's sweet… smells sweet, looks sweet…"

She grabbed the Fire Flower, but was ignited in flames. She screamed, "AAAAGH! Error! Error! Shy Girl on fire! Help! Help! Help!"

Tenma & Yakumo laugh evilly, as Yakumo said, "Well, that's one theory on fire… and in the bunk. We need powers, but we're capable of powers."

Tenma laughed, "I know, right? Let's use Fire Flowers, too… or be promoted to Fire Bros, like the others, down in Mario 3 Land."

Yakumo said, as she looked at Samantha, being extinguished but two Koopa Girls, "Well, at least we're all so helpful, being robot girls and all… It's times like this I wished I was back in the real world, ruling a city for fembot rule…"

Just then, from out of a green pipe, a cube boy in a green shirt and purple pants appeared, wearing a Piranha Plant costume. He called to the gynoids, "HI, GUYS~!"

Tenma huffed, "Hi, Steve…"

Samantha got up and moaned, "Aw, man… My servos were almost burned to a crisp…"

She walked off, as Tenma asked Steve, "What do you want, Steve?"

Steve said, "I heard you girls talking, and I thought I'd come over and say hello."

He was the only male employee to Narumi Nanase, since no one else wanted it. And he cannot die, since he respawns, every single time. Samantha returns, in a new red Shy Guy attire, as Tenma barked at Steve, "Look! We don't have time for YOU, human!"

"Hey, whoa. Calm down." Yakumo pleaded, "He's still an employee. Also, I think Samantha is fixed up."

Samantha smiled and said, "Remind me never to touch those Fire Flowers again. It's a good thing I have a spare costume with me. Next time, I'll upgrade myself, to extinguish myself… with some more cowbell."

They looked at the robot Shy Girl, as Yakumo said, "You wanna play a prank on her? We don't have time for you, but I think we can have some fun."

Steve asked, "What do you mean?"

Tenma said, "Light her. Shoot fire at her."

Steve smiled, "Ohhhhhh-kay~!"

He shot fire at Samantha again, as she malfunctioned, "AGH! ERROR! I am on fire, again!"

Tenma called out, "Mario did it to you, Samantha~!"

The robots laughed, as Tenma said to Steve, "Thanks, Steve~!"

Steve said, "Anytime, guys. Glad to help. BYE, GUYS~!"

He went through the pipe, as Mario flew into the air, in his cape. Yakumo asked, "Whoa! Look at him. He is like Superman."

Samantha was extinguished, again, as Tenma said, "Well, I'm glad he's over there, and not over here."

Yakumo replied, "Yeah. They don't pay me enough."

"YOU get paid?"

"We ALL get paid, about three coins an hour. Unfortunately, in human currency, you'd be rich. One coin is like the price of a portable DVD Player. Blue coins are like the price of a Hi-Fi Stereo. You only joined the Koopa Troops for FREE, after the repairs."

"But Queen Koopa said that I get paid, being I am Tenma. EVERYONE gets paid, being a part of Narumi's Koopa Army. But I wonder how my paycheck hasn't come in yet."

"I don't know. Lost in the mail? Eaten by Yoshies? Maybe some Bandit Purple Rabbits come in and stole it."

"Son of a bitch!"

Samantha growled, as she was charred from her skin, "You bitches from hell!"

Tenma said, "We're sorry that we were mean to you. We just didn't have that kind of programming to like you."

Yakumo replied, "We somehow don't like humans. But you're no different."

Samantha hissed, as she grinned evilly, "Well, it's time for my comeuppance."

She called to Mario, "Hey, Mario! Princess Peach is over here!"

She dashed off, as Tenma huffed, "That bitch…"

Yakumo gasped, "Heads up!"

Mario swopped down and landed on Tenma and Yakumo, destroying them in the process.

BOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Tenma and Yakumo were in pieces, as Tenma beeped, with her head on the ground, "Darn that Samantha… I'm telling Queen Koopa on her."

Yakumo moaned, as her head and torso were in a pile of leaves. She beeped, "Error. Repairs needed…"

A sign on a Toad House was on a bulletin board. It said:
"Help WANTED – extra plumbers needed
Join Mario & Luigi's brand of heroism, and save Princess Peach. Koopa Troops have increased in power and skills… and have updated.
NO experience needed, spaghetti is possible, and must NOT be Weegee."

A girl in black hair read the flier, as she said, "Hey, Seina. This looks like a perfect opportunity to fight Bowser."

Seina, a girl in brown hair, said, "Oh, yes, Mayura. Let us apply."

And so they did. They went in the Toad House, and were hired on the spot.

XXXXX

Mayura appeared in Mario's clothing and hat. She cheered, "It's-a me, Mah-Yura~! WAHOO!"

Seina appeared in Luigi's clothing, a green hat and shirt, with denim overalls. She cheered, "And it's-a me, See-enna~! WAHEE!"

A fat man in yellow hat and purple overalls appeared, with brown hair and a zig-zagged mustache appeared, "And it's-a me, Wario~! WAH-HA-HOOOOOOO!"

And a skinny man in a pink nose, thin mustache, and a dark purple hat and shirt, with blue overalls, appeared, and said, "Expecting Miz-K Takase's story, eh? TOO BAD! Waluigi Time~!"

He boogied, as Mayura said, "Uh… Aren't you supposed to be villains?"

Wario snorted, "WAH?"

Waluigi hissed, "WAAAAAH!"

Mayura shivered, "Never mind."

To be continued…