Mary Sue smiled as she watched her husband, Legolas, play with their young son Elrohir. Mary Sue thought back on her life before she had fallen into middle earth and had become the stuff of legend when she helped destroy the one ring. Hers was a sad life filled with only pain and empty words of love, but when she came to middle earth and had fallen in love all of that changed. She was pulled out of her thoughts when she felt her son tugging at her dress.
"Yes, my son?"
"Nana, where are your ada and nana?"
So Mary Sue started telling her child of her life, before she was even half way though the poor child's heart exploded, it seemed that he could not bear to hear about so much pain and suffering.
As she wept over her child's now limp body Legolas came up behind her and said "Next time I'll tell him…"
For you see that was their tenth child.
(a/n okay…I wonder how this'll go over…it came out darker then I thought it would, but it had been buzzing around my head for a while…Please don't be too harsh...)