Thanks, Poetic Nothingness, for allowing me to rip off your idea. :D
Heather wetted her toothbrush before applying her toothpaste to it, then placed it in her mouth.
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Hi! This is Heather's Phone. Because she doesn't have AT&T, she doesn't have any bars in this God forsaken summercamp. So, Lindsay, call as much as you want! Ms. Bitch right here won't find out that Gwen switched her toothpaste with denture glue until after her mouth is glued shut! Thanks for calling.
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After a few minutes of brushing, she realized that the bristles were sticking to her teeth. Pulling the brush out of her mouth, she tried to scream-- but the only thing that came out was a muffled yell.
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...That was horrible. XD