Excalibur

Taylor, my Meister (who is also a weapon like me) and I were off to find the Holy Sword, Excalibur! We had found a book about the library in the D.W.M.A., and we just had to find out how powerful it was. It is said the the welder of the sword will gain 'wings' and fly with holy strength. It says that it's inside a cave near the outskirts of Nevada, United States. We walked there, well Taylor did and she carried me on her back. I fell asleep halfway there so I don't really know how we got there exactly.

"Courtney, wake up we're here!" Taylor screamed at me.

"We are?"I question.

"No, we're in hell, see the devil?" She said sarcastically.

"Hey, this isn't hell this is a cave, oh look a light. And the Holy Sword!" I said sounding like a retard. Taylor just looked at me and face palmed. She then dropped me to the ground.

"Ouch, Taylor be more careful you know that's not going to make me any smarter." I said while pulling myself off the ground.

"Well I don't thing there's anything that can make you smarter..." She said with a wide smirk.

"Hey, shut up!" I snapped.

"Hey, hey, go die!" She snapped back.

"Don't tell me to die, you die!"

"You really don't know how to give a good comeback do you?..." Taylor Sighed, then she face palmed. She always seem to do that no matter who says anything, except for well Death The Kid... She also has a symmetry problem like him, so it only seems natural that she would be attracted to him...

"Whatever let's just go check out this so called 'holy sword'." I said walking towards the the big rock monument with the sword sticking out on the top of it. Taylor just dragged me up the semi-big rock muttering something along the lines of 'How useless'. When we reached the top we ran up to the sword, every thing around it seem to glow a golden color.

I just ran up to it as if I was Taylor chasing Death The Kid. I pulled out the sword from the rock, and raised it to the sky as if I was Black*Star himself.

Then a flash of gold light engulfed the cave, something came out of the life, it was a strange dude with a penis like shaped face. He was wearing this weird baby blue suit and holding a cane

"What the fuck is that?" I question.

"Fool, that is a wall" The holy sword stated.

Taylor just stood there with face a grossed out face, almost like she had just seen Two Girls, One Cup.

"I know that's a wall but I was talking about the retard in front of me with the dick like face!" I screamed.

"Fool! This is the face of a true hero!"

"Well fuck you, this is the face of someone who doesn't give a shit!"As I cuss at him.

"My Legend begins in the 12th century."

"Why should I care?" I asked. I was starting to get really pissed off.

"C-Courtney can we leave?..." Taylor asked tugging my shirt.

"Gladly!" I ripped Taylor forward by the arm running faster then Taylor does when she see Death The Kid. We made it to the school in a total time of ten minuets.

"Wow, looks like we made it..." Taylor said trying to catch her breath.

"Yep, hey, you know what would suck?" I asked

"What?" Taylor responded.

"If that thing was behind us..." I shivered.

"What thing?" A horribly familiar voice said from behind us.

"Aw, shit." I said and I ran away.

"Courtney don't leave me here with this th-" Taylor called after me right before her head was slammed by a cane that came from 'the thing'.

"Fool!"

And that was the story how we meet Excalibur