Authors Comments before reading this fanfic!: Hello This is my first ever fanfic ever so plz dont judge hard! Also this chapter is short i know its just that i wanted to make it short xD the rest will be longer!

Key!

when it's bold it's when someone is thinking

slanted like this is when i am narrating

Before i begin I would like to thank my BEST FRIEND JC!(aka JCGURL201) She helped me edit it!

The way I came up with this story is somehow I came up with the word buff then day and we started making jokes about how Mello isn't not buff and Light is. Then she said "Want me to write a fanfic?" I said "Sure." after 5 more minutes making jokes, she said she didnt want to do it. She told me to do it. I started it and it came out hilarious!

alright that's it enjoy the Fanfic!

--Mello's POV--

Hi my name is Buff. You wanna know why my name is Buff?

Okay…..it all started 5 months ago and I saw how big my arm was! It was huge! 9 inches. Then I thought my name should be Buff that's how my name came to be!

I woke up by my sister's voice "Get Up! Buff!" She said I got up! YAY first day of middle school. I am so excited my best friend Matt is walking with me! I felt safe with Matt around. "Get ready for school!" my sister yelled! I am so very excited. Except one thing Matt got a new friend last year and they been hanging out a lot. They met in summer camp and some how he moved here. I've gotten to know him and now we are "friends" too. His is name is Light……Bagami? No…Kagami? I got it! Light Yagami. He thinks he is so tough. I am only afraid that by the end of this school year Matt is going to dump me for Light. I don't want to be friendless!

--Misa's POV--

My brother is so annoying. Ever since 5 month ago he wanted to be called Buff! His real name is Mihael Keehl! Since we live in the Whammy house we go by Mello. Anyways since I am a famous actor I go by my real, name Misa Amane. It gets real frustrating to have to live him. He acts like a child still.

--Matt's POV--

"Sup M-Buff?" I asked. I totally forgot about his new "name". Mello just sat there. I wonder what he was thinking.

Finally Mello said something. "Nice weather we are having?" Mello said. "Yeah its really nice" I said. Mello is getting kinda boring. I mean he was fun when we were 9 but now he acts like a kid still. "Can't wait till middle school!" Mello said. "You know why? Because you are the best friend in the whole world!"

"WOW" I said I was very shocked he said that.

Mello and Matt walked to school together.

alright the end! I know Mello's personality is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay off, But that's how the story goes watch you will see.:P