bubblyangel101: This is a flashback, so it's all in italics. Poor Kaito!
The Muse: You're the one who keeps torturing him. Why do you keep writing about him, anyway?
Kaito: Because I am amazingly handsome.
bubblyangel101: ...I don't know. I've been neglecting poor Shinichi and Heiji! (And yes, Kaito, you are handsome, but not amazing.)
Disclaimer: Do not own! And besides, Kaito STILL hasn't stolen the copyright for me...*makes notes*
Dedicated to Kuroba's Pet Fish. Yay for Kirsten! Hope you don't mind that I used A LOT of your words...
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Editor's Note:
This was found in a letter on my doorstep, delivered by a very-confused looking postman. Apparently a FISH had walked up to him and given it to him. Is he crazy? You decide.
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Kaito, Chikage, and Toichi were out on the lake, fishing in a rowboat. Kaito giggled and pointed. It was to be expected of him. After all, he was only 5 years old.
Toichi had specially gone out of his way to find a secluded lake, away from the countless reporters and paparazzi that wanted to take a picture of the world-famous magician on vacation with his wife and son.
And so here they were. Kaito suddenly took an interest in the water outside of the boat. He waved his hands and stuck one in the cool, smooth liquid. "Don't do that, Kai-chan!" Chikage reprimanded and slapped his misbehaving hand gently.
"Well, if Kaito wants to touch the water, than he can touch it." Toichi smiled down at his son.
"Won't it scare the fish away?"
Kaito took a liking to the word. "Fish! Fish! Fish!" he said excitedly.
"Do you want to see a fish, Kai-chan?" Chikage asked. She poked a finger into his chubby cheeks.
"Yes! Kaito see fishy!"
Toichi felt a tug on his line. "Here it comes..." He held a large, beautiful trout for Kaito to see. It wiggled and thrashed on the end of the hook.
"Sugoi!" In his excitement to stand up, Kaito accidentally knocked one of the iceboxes into his mother, who bumped into his father. The next thing they knew, the boat had flipped. All of the squirmy fish that his father had caught flopped on top of Kaito, wriggling and squirming.
"AHHHHHH!"
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Hello, nice to meet you. My name...does not matter. So don't worry about it. Barely anyone knows that I exist. And nobody but NOBODY knows my name. I am Kuroba's pet fish.
Because Kaito is famous (yes, I watch Detective Conan from my fish tank, too), everyone knows him pretty well. And, as most of you might have noted, he has ichthyophobia (did I spell that right?). So why would he have a pet fish?
Yes, the story behind my existence is a sad one, indeed. His therapist suggested exposing him to my kind. (Yes, he goes to therapy, and needs more of it.) Chikage-san bought me from a lowly pet store. Since my anemone (I'm a clown fish) was located next to some brain coral, I am highly intelligent. Kaito screamed and fainted when I first arrived. (Didn't know I was that stunning, huh?)
I still can't figure out why the young master is scared of me. In fact, he is too scared to even come near me. Pitiful indeed.
Ah, the mysteries of life.
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AN: *whacks myself* Gahhh! That was horrible!
Kaito: Yep! I bet no one liked it...
Me: *in my bed, with the covers pulled over* No one liked it...
Shinichi: How mean! Wait...why am I even here?
Heiji: *shrugs* Please review!
Shinichi: Otherwise our author will get depression...
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!