Alrighty then, Suki and I were looking up Naruto spin the bottle on and I got an idea…IM GOING TO MAKE MY OWN FANFIC ABOUT SPIN THE BOTTLE!! And everyone will be there, even the bad guys, but the girls won't be there except for our characters Ayumi, Suki, Tsukiko, Korosamei, Eieisla, and Harmony.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, only my characters named above.
"HELLO ALL!! And welcome to the first installment of the 'Naruto spin the bottle'!" Ayumi shouted to her fans.
The fans cheered in approval.
Ayumi speaks into a microphone on a stage that just appeared out of nowhere, "Today we have with us, my co-hosts and friends, Suki, Tsukiko, Korosamei, Eieisla, and Harmony!!"
The fans gave another yell of appreciation.
"Suki? Would you like to tell everyone who is joining us for an inevitably hilarious game of spin the bottle?" Ayumi asked.
"I'd love to. Today we have: the team seven guys, Sasuke and Naruto!!"
"Did u HAVE to bring Sasuke?" Ayumi asked with a scowl and Sasuke gave her the death glare.
"YES WE HAD TO BRING HIM!! If we didn't no one would read this…"
"You people have a sick obsession with Sasuke-baka don't you?"
"HEY! Will you stop bagging on me all the time!?" Sasuke yells running out on the stage.
All the fangirls in the audience squeal and Sasuke looks out into the audience and gives a freaked out smile and a little wave, causing the squealing to increase in volume. Sasuke turned back to Ayumi.
"Well, I guess I don't have to bag on you ALL the time…" Ayumi said.
"Thank you."
"Well now that that's settled, can we please read the rest of the names for the people that are gonna play?" Suki asked impatiently.
"Read on, Suki" Ayumi said.
"Geez…ok! Next we have the sand village guys, Gaara and Kankuro! Then there's Gai's team, Rock Lee and Neji! Then, Kiba and Shino, and the rest of the Konoha guys: Kakashi-sensei, Shikamaru, and Choji! Then we have the sound village guys: Kabuto and Orochimaru…this should be good. Then we have, I regret to say, Itachi and Kisame…"
"Oh get over it, Suki! Well, now is the time to start our game of spin the bottle!!"
At the girls' apartment----
All the girls and boys were sitting in a circle with an empty bottle in the center of them all.
"Who wants to go first?" Ayumi asked.
"How about you, Ayumi?" Suki asked with a smirk.
She blushed, "W-what? Me? No, no, no! It should be you!"
"Will you just pick someone?!" Sasuke said.
"Ok, how about you?" Ayumi suggested.
"M-me?"
"All in favor?"
The room erupted into Aye's and Hear hear's and Sasuke, admitting defeat, spun the bottle. You could feel the tension in the air, everyone was on edge. The anticipation peaked when the bottle started to slow, landing on the most inopportune player…Ayumi.
Sasuke looked up from the bottle and at Ayumi. Her eyes were clouded over and hidden by her white bangs as she looked down at the bottle. He had a light pink hue on his cheeks as he leaned forward and muttered, "Let's just get this over with…"
Then, fast as lightning, Ayumi's kunai glinted against Sasuke's throat. "You touch me, you die."
"R-right…" Sasuke whispered and sat back down.
Suki re-sheathed her sword, seeing no use for it now and Lee unclenched his fists across the circle and let out a silent sigh of relief.
"Alright, my turn." Ayumi said spinning the bottle.
Yet again the tension ensued. And just as quickly the bottle stopped, pointing to the one and only, Naruto.
Naruto blushed and looked at Ayumi, who looked up from the bottle and smirked at him.
"Come here, Naruto-kun…" Ayumi said beckoning him with her finger.
"Um…O///O"
Ayumi leaned forward on her hands and knees and Naruto's blush deepened. "Quit being such a wuss…" she took his chin in her hand and locked eyes with him.
Everyone was watching them with such intensity, all of them leaning forward to get a better view.
She pulled him closer and closer until their lips were a centimeter away and Naruto could feel her breath on him. Then Ayumi smirked and changed course abruptly and kissed him on the cheek.
Everyone including Naruto surprised when Ayumi pulled back and gave him her signature peace sign and a grin. At first Naruto looked confused, then Ayumi answered his questioning look.
"You seriously think I would kiss you? Like, for real? No offence, Naruto, I like you, but not like that."
Naruto grinned and rubbed the back of his head. "N-none taken." Naruto looked both a little disappointed and really relieved with a nervous glance at Lee who was glaring at the wall.
And this is where I leave you. Do you like the first part? Well, I'll be sure to make more of this fanfic cause I think it'll be hilarious. So until next time, Ayumi-chan OUT!!