I own nothing here. Charters and setting and such are from Superjail which i too do not own.
fyi there will be an oc later
Oh the things that will go down in this story...
The Twins looked at each other in a state of shock.
"Oh dear! That is most unnatural!"
"Yes it is. How is that even possible?"
"Most unnatural my head hurts."
"How did it get to this brother?"
"I do not know. Perhaps that day we hacked the camera's again."
"Oh yes THAT day"
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"Sigh...sigh...humph! SIGH!" The Warden proclaimed.
"Oh what's the matter Warden?" Asked the always nervous wreak of a male, Jared.
"What's the matter? What's the matter! The matter is...I am here in this chair unentertained! At least with Jailbot 2.0 I was entertained. Oh don't look at me like that Jailbot."
"But sir he tried to kill you!"
"Yeah so what! And I'd forget al about that whole square boring productive bull crap since he at least gave me television and that vibration mode, Oh yes that was nice..."
"You know sir if you really want we can throw another movie night."
"Yes...I suppose that would have to do. But I want something exciting later on Jared!"
"Yes Warden!"
"Oh Alice, To what do I owe the pleasure." The Warden said suggestively wiggling his eyebrows.
"Uh..." Alice said pushing him off of her, "The Mistress is here."
"Her! Ugh, I don't want to see her face here again! The last time I saw her she fucked up my beautiful Superjail! Tell her to get the he-"
"Warden I seem t be in need of your...um...assistance" She gritted through her teeth.
"Oh I see how it is. Come in here begging hmmm? Well I don't know if I want to help I mean you did take control of my SuperJail."
"Please we crashed landed, we where being chased by intergalactic space monkeys and when we finally lost them we crashed down to your SuperJail island."
"Hmmm...Space Monkeys huh..."
"I'll do anything Warden. Anything." She said with a look of a mixture of both disgust and contempt in her eyes.
"Um no thanks. been there done that. And while I must admit it had been number five on my top ten list of sex nights, I'm currently saving myself for Alice."
"Ugh." Alice replied.
"Fine then I guess well have to try not to drown as we cross the ocean on foot." The Mistress said storming out.
"Sir! Please I beg you to reconsider this!"
"Now why would I do such an atrocity like that?"
"Please sir! Sharice is on there! Please sir I'll even... go out everyday and buy you some macaroni."
"With cheese?"
"With cheese! Please sir!" Jared begged the swear on his brow pouring profusely down his exceedingly large forehead.
"I don't know...remember they are nothing but pure raging hormones. Must I always be the responsible one here. Oh jailbot be a dear and ask them to stay here but only in the east wing. Far away from me as possible."
"Oh thank you sir!"
"Now go and get me some macaroni."
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