Author's Note: Here's something I got inspired for while thinking of what to do next in my other Avatar fic Time Goes On.
Letters: A Correspondence Between the Members of the GAang
An Avatar: The Last Airbender Fanfiction
Chapter One
Sparky Pants-
I have a problem. Why is the stupid heater you gave me broken and why won't it start up again when I kick it?
-The Blind Bandit
PS. Sugar Queen is writing this for me, so if you want to tell her anything, feel free to include it in your reply.
PPS. If you don't reply I will personally come to the Fire Nation, break down your royal office door, and kill you to death. Get it?
PPPS. What's Twinkle-Toes' address? I can't find it and Sugar Queen won't tell me.
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Champ-
Don't ask me. I can't tell the front of a heater from the back. Ask Sokka.
-His Royal Majesty Fire Lord Zuko, son of the late Royal Majesty Fire Lord Ozai
PS. Does anybody else find my list of titles unbelievably long?
PPS. Is it just me or is there an overuse of the word 'royal'?
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Zuko-
They look the same. Thank you for your unwavering belief in my ability to fix mechanic things.
-Sokka
PS. Your title is too long.
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Toph-
You don't fix heaters by kicking them. That's fans. You have to get a screwdriver and pry the thing apart, kick the pieces four times each, swear at it for three minutes straight without repeating yourself, and then put it back together. Good luck!
-Sokka, Chief of the Southern Water Tribe
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Sokka-
Why does that sound unbelievably un-mechanic-y? Toph says it works.
-Katara
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Snoozles-
It worked! It worked! Now I won't be freezing my poor little toes off in winter!
-The Blind Bandit
PS. Why couldn't you have replied before spring?
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Katara-
You're using a double negative. That's what Suki calls it, anyway. Does that mean you think my idea was believably mechanic-y?
-Your Brother, Sokka
PS. Hah! I feel smarter than you.
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Author's Note: Please review. Over forty people have read this fic, but none of them have reviewed! To all you people who just read this fic, think I'm annoying, and are about to leave this page: You just spent five minutes reading this, surely you can spend a further thirty seconds reviewing it.
How's this: Eight of you review, and I will post the next chapter. Fair?
(EDIT: Not really, so don't worry about it. The next chapter is already up.)
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-Tolemac