Gasp! I've actually written something light and funny! Well it was bound to happen sooner or later ;). This is a piece of fanfiction based on Harry Potter and Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I do not own the characters or universe for either, nor do I make money off of them. I do play with both a quite a bit through.
Normal Like Us
After the battles, after the war is over and everything's done, Harry decides he wants to try being normal for a while. Just to see what it's like, after all he can do anything he wants with his life now. This is what finds him six months later in London in a furniture store considering a rather large blue stuffed sofa. It's very electric blue with big white flowers sprouting all over it, not literally of course this being a muggle store, and Harry things it looks like something a normal person would have but he's not sure. He turns to blond in the high heels and designer clothes who's also considering the couch.
"Do you suppose" he asks trying to seem causal
"this is something a normal person would have in their living room?"
And Buffy Summers answers truthfully
"I really couldn't say."