A/N: It's a Kavi college story on friendship...hope you like it
Kavin was fighting with someone when Purvi interrupted and gave Kavin a flying kiss
Purvi: Chal na aaja assignment karna hai complete
Kavin was starring at that person
Purvi :Happy ? Ab idhar aaja
Kavin: Tujhko me tandoor me daal du?
Purvi : Itti garmi me
Kavin : Maregi tu ek din pakkkaa, Mental ni toh
Purvi: Aur le pange
Kavin: Mene kuch ni liyaa thaaa,Tui diye jaa ri hai
Purvi : Kya
Kavin: Kuch ni
Purvi : Aur bta
Kavin: Bhuk lg ri hai Kuch tasty khaane ka mann hai .But Aalas aa rha hai
Purvi took out the Ice cream
Kavin: Aae marja ...Kyu dikhai
Purvi : Offer kar rahi hu ek toh
Kavin: Tune khhaaa li...Mujhe Puri Chaiye
Purvi: Le aa na phir
Kavin: Rehne de aalas aa raha hai
Purvi: Oye hum sab date pe kb jayege
Kavin : Tum photography Zyada karte ho
Purvi: Nhi karenge zyada Bas 15 20 Is se zyada ni
Kavin: Tum he dekhoKab jana hai Tumlogo ko 15-20 click Karne
Purvi: Aey mujhe summer ka plan discuss karna hai
Kavin: Exams toh aa jaane de
Purvi: Final ?
Kavin: Final nhi bey Ye semester Wale
Purvi: Haan
Semester ke final ke baad chalenge
Kavin: 23 may ko khatam hain...Toh padh le beti Varna phail ho jayegi
Purvi: Tumne mere marks dekhke friendship ki thi ?
Kavin: Hum teri tarha Judge-mental Nahi hai
Purvi : Maine konse tumhare marks dekhe they
Kavin: Hume kya Pta dekhe The ya ni dekhe the
Purvi : Toh mujhe bhi kya pta dekhe th ya ni dekhe th
Kavin: Key-lever garal Chatur chhokri
Purvi: And gor juice also
Kavin: Abey clever girl Kaha thaa Tune juice kiDukaaan heKhol di
Purvi: Garmi ka mausam hai na isliye
Kavin: Fridge me baith jaa Fir
Purvi: Tu bhi chal,Ice ice khelenge
Kavin: Pagal space kam hota hai Usme Dikkkat ho jayegi Adjustment Me
Purvi: Me toh adjust ho jaungi Tera kya
Kavin: Mera kyaa? Mujhe zyada space cheye hoti hai
Purvi: Koi ni teko ghused denge
Kavin: Marjaaaaaaaa,Sab apne personal fridge me baithenge That's it
Purvi: Phir ek gana aayega muh se bas Wo yar
Kavin: Konse wala?
Purvi: Ek sensuous song tha Akki wala Akki katreena ka
Kavin: Tu he dekhti hogi Asheel chize Sensuous Hey ram
Purvi: Gaana suna jata hai dekhte nahi hain
Kavin: Jaa bey Koi ni Hota hai
Purvi: Hai yar gana
Kavin: Konsaa...Humko deewana kr gye?Ya fir gale lag jaa?
Purvi: Gale lag jaa
Kavin: Watery watery song
Purvi: Meri pehli mohabbat h..Meri pehli ye chaaht h..Bas itni si hasrt hai
Kavin: Aage ?Gale lag jaa na jaa
Purvi: Dekhte sab hai tu bhi badnam merko kar rakha hai
Kavin: Haaan Haan Mene konsa mana kiyaa...Aab ni dekhegi toh kya budhaaape me Dekhengi Romantic Songs Popli Purvi... Gana gayegi Meli pehli mohabbbat hai...Beech me se hawa niklegi
Purvi: Mere daat acche rhge tb tk...Chal chal tune wo song ni dekha hota teko kese pta hota ki wo sensuous h
Kavin: Mene...Bohot baaari dekha ha...And bilkul bhi sensuous ni hai
Purvi: Toh tere hisab se konse sensuous songs hai
Kavin: Koi Sensous songs hi nhi
Purvi: Accha?
Purvi made a sade face
Kavin: Roo to ese rhi hai jese...Banda chd k bhaaag... Gyaaa ho
Purvi: Bande se baat kar rahi hu aur wo sensuous baate ni kr raha... Isliye ro ri hu
Kavin: Tu karegi tabhi vo karega ...Kya pta tera Banda shrif ho...Hai kon moyaaa?
Purvi: Tu kambakht
Kavin: Ye banda sharif hai Ekdum...Mineral water ki tarhaa
Purvi: Kyu kyu hai tu alok nath jitta sanskari
Kavin: Accha ye sab chhod ye bata ki last week U.S gayi thi toh wahan se kya laayi ?
Purvi: Bas iPad
Purvi: Baki chocolates...Almost ₹6000 ki
Kavin: Rupees or dollars?
Purvi: Rupees...6000 dollar nahi be marna ni h
Kavin: Tumhe airport me he..Dacoit Ghoshit Kar dete...Ittti chocolates Lene ke jurm me
Purvi: Is baar maine khud dekhke purchase ki thi kyunki last time papa gaye the jab toh wo bhi bhot sari laye...Lekin ek chocolate non veg thi..Aur jo sabse badi wali thi usko jab khola toh usme keede nikle
Kavin: Pagal,Islye toh,Vo non veg thi
Purvi: Arey 2 chocolate thi ek nonveg aur dusri me keede nikle th
Kavin: Oh Mujko laga...Non veg...Me se Nikle
Purvi: Nhi phir is baar pura acche se check karke laay...But packed chocolate me keede kese aa gye Wo bhi recently manufactured me ?
Kavin: Developing country me aa rhi thi na islye
Purvi: Wese mere ek uncle ki chocolate ki factory hai But wo uncle ghar pe sirf diwali ke time pe aate h
Kavin: Uncle...Chaaaalu hain...
Purvi:Aisa ni hai basket bhar ke chocolate laate hain...Diwali pe
Kavin: Unko btaiyo Ki unkaa...Friend ki beti ka friend...Boht missa krta hai..Kabhi chcolate k sath...Darshan dede
Purvi:Terko toh thenga denge wo
Kavin: Tu degi na mujhko
Purvi: Main kyun du ni main
Kavin: Now stop it... It has become unbearable Am Going
Purvi: Main toh ye bata rahi thi ki they still consider me a chhoti bachhi
Kavin: But you are not
Purvi: Haan par bachpana toh h na
Kavin: Kab tk rahega?
Purvi: God knows...Maybe jab tak mera khudka bchha ni hota
Kavin: Bacha paane k 100 bahane
Purvi: Kavin that's possible only if tu mera saath de
Kavin: Me kahan se download karu tera husband ya bacha?
Purvi: Tu hi kar skta h ?
Kavin: Mere net ki speed ittti bhi tez nahi hai
Purvi: I m comfortable only with you
Kavin: What can i help you with then?
Purvi: Come to my place someday when i m alone
Kavin: Tu mujhpe...Atyachaaar karegi?
Kavin: Nhi pagal
Purvi: Dusre type ka pyar karungi
Kavin: speechlss...double speechless
Purvi: Tell me what are your expressions when we chat?
Kavin: *facepalm* , extra-blush(ashleel bato pe) , and change hote he rehte hain Chat pe depnd karta hai...Wat abt urs?
Purvi : zyadatar i blush
Kavin: Iska matlab I should join comedy nights with kapil
Kavin gives a *face-palm* expression Ye kaisa sharmana Mene toh kabhi sensual baate bhi nhi kari
Purvi: Phir bhi pata nhi kyu
Kavin: Aaye haaye Ladki kaaa...Yu muskurana or sharmana ...Kya baat hai...Kaaali daal chawal...Bane hai kya aaj?
Purvi:Nahi peeli daal aur chawal
Kavin: Achaaa
Kavin: Mainne breakfast nahi kiyaaa
Purvi: Uska sharmane se kya relationship... Kar le bewakoof
Kavin: Mess mein..Sab khatam hogya...Tu hi kuch..Khila de
Purvi: Kya khilaun
Kavin:Anything
Purvi: Abhi hi dhokla khatam kiya...pehle nahi bol sakta tha
Kavin: sham mee khaungaaa... Mein toh bhul he gya tha ki
Dhoklu Jaisa bhi kuch
Purvi: Haye meri baaton mein itta kho gya
Kavin: Khoya voya ni hu...Khaali pait...Dimaaag chalna...Band ho jata hai
Poha khaunga aab me
Purvi: Poha...Acidity ho jani h
Kavin: Dubte ko tinke ka sahara
Purvi: Maggi kha le jaldi .. Jldi ban jayegi aur class ke liye late nahi hoga
Kavin I don't eat maggie
Purvi: O.k
Kavin: Am hindustaani,Am swadeshi
Purvi: Hum toh vilayti hai
Kavin: I don't use videshi cheze...Am Kavin with swadesh...Am sacha hindustaaniI promote swadesh
Purvi : O.k baba sacche hindustani ko salam
Kavin: I love swadesh
Purvi: Srk wali ?
Kavin:And am using...Iphone...Dat is...Visheshi... But i am innocent... As well..No matter tu kittti bhi bigdi ho
Purvi: We talk so much together
Kavin: And nothing meaningful to be very precise
Purvi: Itna time bitate hain ek dusre ke sath ...Jo bhi h bahot anmol h
Kavin: Who is this anmol
Purvi: Priceless
Kavin: Ohhhh okay...You know na am swadeshi...So I don't know hindi
Purvi: Wow that's great but you should know hindi...
Kavin: Agar hum hindi ka prayog karenge toh humari sehat bigad sakti hai...Anyathaaaa...Hum mix bhaaasha ka prayog karenge
As you know i hate yog
Purvi: Kabhi kabhi mere dil me khayal aaata h...Ki main tujhe
Kavin: Olx pe beech kyu ni deti?
Purvi: Gale lagakar tere gaalon pe kissi kar lun
Kavin: Pagal itte saare log hote hai sath me jab hum milte hai...Bajrang dal waleDande se sirPhod denge...Humaraaa
Purvi: Hum mall me hote hAi... Zyadatar
Kavin: They are becoming ameer these days...Ajkal malls me...Chaukidaari..Kr rhe hain
Purvi: Nhi me aisa karungi ek din... Us din birthday waale din na...Jab tum dusre kone me khade they teeno phir hum jaane wale th ice cream khake toh ye baat mene Ishita,Shreya se boli Dono is baat ko leke hi toh bol rh th terse ki
"Purvi..aaj apne bday ki sari wish puri karegi"
Kavin: Tune unko ye bola ki tu gale lagegi?
Purvi: Haan
Kavin keeps his hand on his head
Kavin: Haddd hai tu
Purvi: Isme kya hadd wo sab meri besties hain
Kavin: Icecream wale bhaiya ko bhi bata deti...
Purvi: Wo teeno friends hain...Unse bolne me kya sharm...Aur vo bhi female
Kavin: Haan haan koi ni Meko konsaa sharam aaa ri haiBol le kisi se bhi
Purvi: Kar deti toh...Wese bhi aadhe nashe me thi main
Kavin: Fir aaati thodi si ...Tu pike aayi thi?
Purvi: Nhi...Khushi ka nasha pagal
Kavin: Bday ki itti khushi..Hey bhagwaan
Purvi: Nhi...Tum sab logon ke saath time spend karne ki khushi
Kavin: Bas kar pagli...Aab rulayegi kyaa
Purvi: Really main gaal pull toh krne wali thiBut maahol dekhke lga ki sab meko ghoorenge isliye control kiya
Kavin: Me akela nhi thaa beta...Sachin and Dushyant bhi...Sath the
Purvi: Toh... Unka mujhe kya
Kavin: Toh control krna he better option tha... Vrnaaa..Vo log Mereko bolte Aaye haye. Cheeeks pull karwa ke aaya
Purvi: Aur ? kya bolte phir
Kavin: Mukke maarte
Purvi: Kyun
Kavin: Kehte saale kutte...Apna intezaaam krr rakha thaaa..Or hume ese he fokat me leke aaaya
Purvi: haye rabba...Koi ni..Ek do mukke toh kha leta mera Kavin
Kavin: Or tune Bhi maaare Thee Usss din Bday tera thaa Or maar mujhko Rhi thi Nalayak Chhori
Purvi: Wo toh tu nakhre kar raha tha isliye
Purvi: Wrna teri (gives a flying kiss )to pakki th
Kavin:Bol deti...Kisi ko...Bulate he nhi...Fir
Purvi: Wo itta jo pyaar aa rha tha na wo sabke sath hi aa rah tha akele me toh tu jute khata jute
Kavin Or tu mukke khati...Mujhse
Purvi:Chal chal meri sandal ki heel zyada acchi h
Kavin: Aab rehn de..Vrna...Yudh ho jayega
Purvi: Ohk...kiss par hi rhte h
Kavin: Much better than...Fighting...Vese bhi hum ladte boht zyada hai
Purvi: Chal baton baton mein assignment ho gaya ab chalte hain,class ka time ho gaya
And they move from there