Kim's defeat.

Note we never see real guns in a KP episode… This is why.


"Thanks Mr. Wilkins!" Kim said as she got out of the truck.

"No problem, Kim… if it wasn't for you stopping those cyborged yaks, my farm would be gone." The driver said, and suddenly paused.

"Are you certain you want me to drop you off here? This is a pretty…bad part of LA."

"This is where the sensors showed Drakken and Shego." Kim said, "Don't worry, we can handle it." He nodded and soon Kim and Ron were alone in the deserted business section.

"Wow, KP." Ron said, "This is a lot more…nasty than the kind of place Drakken usually finds.

"Don't worry…" Kim said, but suddenly she found herself moving closer to Ron. It was a scary place…

"Pst!" The voice said and Kim and Ron both spun around. A scruffy looking man in a coat was waving at them from the alley. "You want to get into…um…Drakken's place?"

"Yeah!"

"Come this way!" He said, "I gotta special secret route." Kim grinned.

"Thanks!"

"Um…KP?" Ron said, not liking the look of the guy.

"Don't worry Ron, he isn't working for Drakken." Kim said as she walked behind him into the alley. "Right?"

"Right." He said, and turned around…holding a .45 on Kim and Ron. "I'm an independent contractor. Now, how much money have you got?" Kim and Ron stopped dead…and their hands shot up.

"Um….not a lot of money." Kim said.

"What about stuff? You've got good stuff, don't cha?"

"I can…" Kim whispered. Ron stood on her foot.

"He's got a gun, KP." Ron hissed.

"I can take…" Kim looked at the gun, looming bigger and bigger. "Maybe not."

"Stop talking! Hey, I like those shoes….and that blue gadget…and what's in your backpacks…"


"Jeez Dr. D….what a dump." Shego said.

"It's isolated!"

"It's isolated because it's in the worst section of town!" She pointed out, "We've had our VTOL broken into five times, the staff is afraid to show up after dark and the insurance premiums are killing us." She paused, "And I'm not going out their after dark, thank you very much." There was a knock on the door.

"Ah, good!" Drakken said, "That must be the pizza boy."

"They said they don't deliver, remember?" Shego said.

"Well, maybe they reconsidered." Drakken said….then blinked as he looked through the peephole, and started undoing all the locks Shego had installed. When he opened the door, both he and Shego stared.

Kim and Ron stood in the door. Ron was wearing his boxers…and nothing else, having given his shirt to Kim, who apparently only had her underwear on under the shirt. Neither one had any shoes, and Kim had a distinctly unhappy look on her face.

"What…happened to you two?" Drakken asked. They definitely didn't look like they were preparing to invade his sanctum.

"We got mugged." Kim said.

"Can we borrow your phone?" Ron added.

"And maybe get some clothes?" Kim said.

"See!" Shego said, "I TOLD you this was a bad section of town!" Ignored by her, Ron looked at Kim.

"Hey KP…when you write your memoirs…"

"Yeah?"

"Leave this out."

"Oh yeah…"