Title: The randomness hour discussion

Genre: Humor

Rating:T

Summary: Allen has a decision to make, does he go with his heart or with his brain, or just none. Crack!

A/N: Me and my good friend cloud-chan27 did this fanfiction while we were bored and decided to make it very random. So we honestly had no idea what's going on during this fanfiction. We're starting this off as a one shot and if people like it we'll continue. Also this is probably one of the conversations Allen and Lenalee would have while high on something.

Read at your own risk. The amount of randomness may be lethal.

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The randomness hour discussion

It was a nice day on the outskirts of London. And Allen had decided to take a walk with Timcanpy.

"Lenalee!" Allen shouted as he saw her buy an ice cream from a small ice cream van that was unusually pink.

"Hi" what are you doing here, she thought.

"What are you doing in town I thought you had a mission in the Arctic with the polar bears, today."

"I did but apparently a polar bear ate the innocence so they sent Kanda and Generals Tidoll and Cross"Allen said.

So. Many. Debts…..."Okay, I am taking a day off today, you want to come?" Says Allen depressed as he tried to change the subject.

"Oh yes sure, but I just remembered I wanted to buy green flower shaped sticky notes"

"Why?" Allen asked as they started walking down the street

"Duhhhhh, because I have a sticky note collection and I have all the coloured flower ones but not the green ones" She says "And I don't know how that happened… oh that seller must have ripped me off" She muttered under her breath.

Allen stared at her for a moment I guess living with Komoui most of your life would have this effect on you.

"Okay… So what do you fancy doing in town today?" Allen asks.

"Apart from buying the sticky notes I don't have anything planned, you?" She says.

"No me neither, but I was thinking that maybe we could check out the bouncy castles down by that random port with fishermen wearing pink shoes that magically appeared overnight" Allen mentions.

"Do they get payed? Is there even a lake there?" Lenalee suddenly asks.

"No extremely weird, right? They are apparently doing it for free, and no there is no lake, only a puddle of icing that the baker didn't want and dumped in the middle of a field."

"So, how about it? You want to check it out?" Allen asks again.

"Sure, I can buy my stick notes later" Lenalee answers.

"Hey Timpanpy get down from that poor chicken's hat!" Allen yells

"RaRARAraraRAw "Timcanpy declares.

"Yeah, sure, later… Would you mind taking us to the bouncy castle at the port, please?" Allen asks politely.

"Rawraraw." Timcanpy then grows to be about three feet taller than Allen and swallows them both.

5 minutes later they arrive at the port. "Huh it really is just a puddle of blue icing in the middle of a field."

"See! I told you!" Declares Allen.

Suddenly out of the icing a giant bright neon pink seahorse covered in neon red glitter appears and jumps out and crawls to rips off one of its scales and gives it to Timcanpy. Timcanpy suddenly turns around and sees Lenalee and Allen looking intensely at what is happening in front of them.

'Dan Dan Dan what will happen part 2'

Cloud-chan27: Welp we're gonna get shot aren't we?

Lean-chan: Yep and I don't blame them!

Cloud-chan: Oh well I don't regret it!

Lean-chan: It will be fun to write the next chapter and don't worry people, we will write it soon!

Cloud-chan: Still no doubt that we will have many things thrown at us.

Lean-chan: Yes, please don't be mean, it's one of our first fanfiction.

Cloud-chan: It's my second but oh well.

Lean-chan: Happy Easter or whatever you celebrate! Have fun!

Cloud-chan: Yeah hope you have a good long weekend minna! (minna: everyone in Japanese)