Ya um, just, just read it.
Disclaimer : I don't own beyblade or Dora the explorer or Romeo and Juliet.
Gobble Gobble
"Romeo, oh Romeo, where art thou Romeo?" Kai was sitting on the couch in front of the T.V. watching......
Alice's-Love: what the hell? He's watching Romeo and Juliet! Who wrote that!
Kai: you did, now shush and let me watch the movie.
Romeo and Juliet. He had been watching it before but was interrupted by Tyson who wanted to battle. Finaly, I'm going to see what happens, I hope they get together they're such a cute couple. He thought to himself.
"Kai!!!! Kai where are you?!" Ray's voice was coming from somewhere upstairs.
"In the T.V. room." he heard Ray's footsteps as he walked down the stairs "oh shit" he murmured and changed the channel.
"What ya doing?" Ray asked as he walked in the T.V. room.
"Just watching some sports."
"Dora! Boots! Come on Dora! Do-do-do-do-dora, Alright!Do-do-do-do-dora, Do-do-do-do-dora,hehehe Do-do-do-do-dora,let's go!" both Kai and Ray stared at the T.V., then Ray looked at his captain.
"Sure you were." Ray said.
"Shut up." Kai clicked off the T.V. "What do you want anyways?" he said annoyed that he still wasn't going to watch the ending to the movie.
" I need to ask you something."
"Okay?"
"It's really important! Like you don't even know how important it is!" he jumped onto the couch and grabbed Kai's hand. "Your answer could save or destroy lives!"
"Ray are you high?" Kai asked his friend, concerned.
"What? No." Kai gave him the 'I don't believe you so just tell me the truth' look." I'm not high! I'm completely serious!"
"Fine then, what's the question."
"How do turkeys gobble?" Kai kicked Ray off the couch, he landed on his side. "Ow! Why'd you do that!?" he complained.
"Because you lied to me! You are high! Now get lost! I was watching something." Kai grumbled.
"Oh ya, cause Dora the explora is more important than me knowing how turkeys gobble." Ray rolled his eyes and stood up.
"For your information I was NOT watching Dora the explora I mean explorer. I was watching something much more important than that." Kai turned the T.V. back on but Ray turned it off. "Ray! Get lost! Or I'll make you do a hundred laps in the park!"
"No. Not until you answer my question!" Ray crossed his arms over his chest and walked in between Kai and the T.V.
"Ray, I swear to god! I'll-"
"Just tell me how they gobble and I'll leave you alone"
"I don't know how! It's just a freaking noise they make! Now go away!" Kai growled. He just really didn't want to miss what was going to happen next in the movie.
"Fine! I'll go ask Kenny!" Ray rushed out of the room, a cloud of dust following him.
"What the hell? Whatever I don't care." he turned the T.V. back on Dora the explorer was still on.
"Where is the boat? Can you see the boat? Say yes if you see the boat."
"You're a fuck tard you stupid girl who has a head shaped as a foot ball." Kai said and was going to change the channel.
"Who are you calling a football head you stupid Russian with two hair colours. What couldn't you pick just one?" Dora said from the T.V.
"What the fuck!?" Kai screamed and turned off the T.V. "Hey Ray! I think I want to know why turkeys gobble too!" he jumped off the couch and ran after Ray.
The End?
Ya so my friend was talknig about Turkeys and I wanted to write a fan fic and she said I should write one about turkeys. Don't even ask me WHY dora the explorer is in it and why hes watching Romeo and Juliet. Anyways! I hope you liked it! If you don't it's okay, it just means you don't get my humour. Just don't flame me!
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