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Dear diary,
Hey it's me, Hermione. Duh who else would it be? Well to get on with my point I was thinking alot last night about things that I wish would never happen to me. Or at least me witnessing or hearing about it. They would either freak me out or cause me death by embressment. Well I came up with 101 things that fit under that catagory. So I think I'm going to tell you about it. Here it is:
101 things I wish never to happen to me or witness.
1) See Snape in his birthday suit.
2) Watching Pansy prance in a mini skirt that is way to small.
3) Bumping into McGonagall in a lingerie store...while trying on thongs.
4) Seeing Voldermort do the macarana.
5) Harry and Ron turn gay.
6) Harry and Ron turn gay together. 7) Walking in on Harry and Ron making out while gay and dating. ( I just don't want them gay at all)
8) Lavander and Parvati giving me a makeover. ( They may seem good at it but you weren't there when lavander burnt both of her eyebrows off)
9) Falling for one of Fred and Georges pranks and ending up naked in front of the whole great hall.
10) Taking a truth potion and revealing my biggest fear-----Turtles. ( Hey you weren't with me in Flordia when one almost bit off my hand! Don't judge)
11) Getting caught making out with Draco Malfoy...Hypothetically speaking of course. wink, wink
12) Getting caught doing more than making out with Draco Malfoy---Yet again hypothetically speaking.
13) Watching Neville try to seduce a pumpkin. Funny site yes, but wrong.
14) Running into a bathroom door. Who wants to do that?
15) Running into Mr. Weasly when buying feminine products.
16) Seeing Filch at a sperm donation center. That poor child!
17) Seeing Neville in a bow tie and party hat. NOTHING ELSE! EWW gross I know but it's something I would never want to happen.
18) Kiss Snape. No need to explain!
19) Finding Ginny cross dressing. Who wants to find their best friend cross dressin?
20) Finding Snape in a whipcream bikini watching Varsity Blues.
21) Crabbe making out with Trawleney.
22) Finding Trawleney at a strip club---stripping.
23) Harry and Ron Giving me the talk.
24) Not that I would ever get on a broom but: Falling off of my broom into the lake wearing a white t-shirt an no bra. Note- Slytherins all around!
25) Picking a wedgie in a deserted corrider then Malfoy walks around the corner.
26) Having my naked baby pictures float around the school.
27) Watching Goyle do the tango with a plastic blow up doll in a hula skirt. COME ON! who wants to see that?
28) Walking in on Snape singing ' Hit me baby one more time' by Britney Spears and wearing a school girl outfit and pig tails. That would be bloody hilarious but it would scar my mind.
29) Ron being a hooker. Need I say more.
30) Getting invited to a skinny dipping party and finding out Snape is the host who invited me. Can you imagine snape in a speedo? EWWW...Bad image. HELP! I've scared my mind with the image!
31) Prank phone call some one and Dumbledore picks up the phone. I know Dumbledore doesn't have a phone but that would be sooo horrible. I might not make head girl!
32) Patrolling the halls and find two kids snogging but they turn out not to be kids but Professor Sprout and Flich.
33) Be blamed for the 'accidental' death of our favorite pug faced friend Pansy Parkinson. ( Luckily I know how to dispose of the evidence. They don't call me the smartest witch in Hogwarts for nothing)
34) Walk in on Crookshanks and Mrs. Norris doing the deed. EWWW!
35) Think I see Harry and Ron in Diagon Alley and go hug them. Then I realize there not Harry and Ron! That would be sooo embaressing!
36) Finding Viagra in Snapes Potion closet. Not that I would be in there in the first place.
37) Getting attacked by Fang while in heat.
38) Walking into Hagrids hut to find him modeling in the mirror modeling a garter set. OH THE HORROR!
39) Walking out of the loo with toilet paper on my shoe and not noticing it until the end of the day. That would be just bloody horrible!
40) Walking in on snape in his office readng ' How to get a girl 101: All the tips you need to get a girl in the sack'
41) Watching Filch do aerobics in tights....I shall not think about this for I may recieve some very umm...disgusting dreams.
42) Going to a adult clothing store to find Mcgonnagal in a mistress body suit with a whip. Not that I have a reason to go in there...(Snickers.
43) Finding out Snape has pierced nipples. I'm not exactly sure how I would find this out but I just hope I never do!
44) Finding out why he got the piercing was to make him feel sexy. (Gags)
45) Going to Florish and blotts to find Filch selling a book he wrote titled 'How to be a sexy beast like me'
46) At my wedding finding out Ron would rather be a brides maid than my best man.
47) Stepping in dog poop and having dumbledore pull me out of the great hall because it smells so bad.
48) Failing an IQ test. Hey I maybe smart but all I do is read books.
49)Finding out Harry's life dream is to get breast implants so he never has to get a girl.
50) Walking in on Dumbledore and Snape shaving each others legs. Gross and not likely to happen but this is MY list and I'm putting it down.
Sorry I can't continue I can hear Ron and Harry coming up from dinner. And I really don't want them to see this or there will be alot of explaining to do. So until next time! LOTS OF LOVE!
Hermione Jane Granger
An- Hey ok I Know the title says 101 but I felt I'd keep you waiting. I really want some feed back so I know if you even like it. The next chapter of course will be the last. But I am planning another story similar to this. It will have 5-7 chapters and each chapter will be based on a character and a questionarre they must fill out in there 7th year. Sound good? If it does please tell me what characters you want me to use. Of course I will use some of the main characters such as :
Hermione Ron Harry Ginny Draco Pansy
So tell me if you want more. Im think of a crabbe or goyle one to. ALSO!!!! SILVER DRAGON CREW WILL BE UP WITHIN THE NEXT WEEK! I lost my paper with it on and just recently found it. I feel sooooo bad for making you wait. But I just have to type it. It will be much easier now that fanfic except .rft or .rft ( I cant remember) because i wont go through the whole process of changing it into the .doc form. K? K!
Sry for the long authors note! Love you all! Please review!
Love always,
Amber
Dear diary,
Hey it's me, Hermione. Duh who else would it be? Well to get on with my point I was thinking alot last night about things that I wish would never happen to me. Or at least me witnessing or hearing about it. They would either freak me out or cause me death by embressment. Well I came up with 101 things that fit under that catagory. So I think I'm going to tell you about it. Here it is:
101 things I wish never to happen to me or witness.
1) See Snape in his birthday suit.
2) Watching Pansy prance in a mini skirt that is way to small.
3) Bumping into McGonagall in a lingerie store...while trying on thongs.
4) Seeing Voldermort do the macarana.
5) Harry and Ron turn gay.
6) Harry and Ron turn gay together. 7) Walking in on Harry and Ron making out while gay and dating. ( I just don't want them gay at all)
8) Lavander and Parvati giving me a makeover. ( They may seem good at it but you weren't there when lavander burnt both of her eyebrows off)
9) Falling for one of Fred and Georges pranks and ending up naked in front of the whole great hall.
10) Taking a truth potion and revealing my biggest fear-----Turtles. ( Hey you weren't with me in Flordia when one almost bit off my hand! Don't judge)
11) Getting caught making out with Draco Malfoy...Hypothetically speaking of course. wink, wink
12) Getting caught doing more than making out with Draco Malfoy---Yet again hypothetically speaking.
13) Watching Neville try to seduce a pumpkin. Funny site yes, but wrong.
14) Running into a bathroom door. Who wants to do that?
15) Running into Mr. Weasly when buying feminine products.
16) Seeing Filch at a sperm donation center. That poor child!
17) Seeing Neville in a bow tie and party hat. NOTHING ELSE! EWW gross I know but it's something I would never want to happen.
18) Kiss Snape. No need to explain!
19) Finding Ginny cross dressing. Who wants to find their best friend cross dressin?
20) Finding Snape in a whipcream bikini watching Varsity Blues.
21) Crabbe making out with Trawleney.
22) Finding Trawleney at a strip club---stripping.
23) Harry and Ron Giving me the talk.
24) Not that I would ever get on a broom but: Falling off of my broom into the lake wearing a white t-shirt an no bra. Note- Slytherins all around!
25) Picking a wedgie in a deserted corrider then Malfoy walks around the corner.
26) Having my naked baby pictures float around the school.
27) Watching Goyle do the tango with a plastic blow up doll in a hula skirt. COME ON! who wants to see that?
28) Walking in on Snape singing ' Hit me baby one more time' by Britney Spears and wearing a school girl outfit and pig tails. That would be bloody hilarious but it would scar my mind.
29) Ron being a hooker. Need I say more.
30) Getting invited to a skinny dipping party and finding out Snape is the host who invited me. Can you imagine snape in a speedo? EWWW...Bad image. HELP! I've scared my mind with the image!
31) Prank phone call some one and Dumbledore picks up the phone. I know Dumbledore doesn't have a phone but that would be sooo horrible. I might not make head girl!
32) Patrolling the halls and find two kids snogging but they turn out not to be kids but Professor Sprout and Flich.
33) Be blamed for the 'accidental' death of our favorite pug faced friend Pansy Parkinson. ( Luckily I know how to dispose of the evidence. They don't call me the smartest witch in Hogwarts for nothing)
34) Walk in on Crookshanks and Mrs. Norris doing the deed. EWWW!
35) Think I see Harry and Ron in Diagon Alley and go hug them. Then I realize there not Harry and Ron! That would be sooo embaressing!
36) Finding Viagra in Snapes Potion closet. Not that I would be in there in the first place.
37) Getting attacked by Fang while in heat.
38) Walking into Hagrids hut to find him modeling in the mirror modeling a garter set. OH THE HORROR!
39) Walking out of the loo with toilet paper on my shoe and not noticing it until the end of the day. That would be just bloody horrible!
40) Walking in on snape in his office readng ' How to get a girl 101: All the tips you need to get a girl in the sack'
41) Watching Filch do aerobics in tights....I shall not think about this for I may recieve some very umm...disgusting dreams.
42) Going to a adult clothing store to find Mcgonnagal in a mistress body suit with a whip. Not that I have a reason to go in there...(Snickers.
43) Finding out Snape has pierced nipples. I'm not exactly sure how I would find this out but I just hope I never do!
44) Finding out why he got the piercing was to make him feel sexy. (Gags)
45) Going to Florish and blotts to find Filch selling a book he wrote titled 'How to be a sexy beast like me'
46) At my wedding finding out Ron would rather be a brides maid than my best man.
47) Stepping in dog poop and having dumbledore pull me out of the great hall because it smells so bad.
48) Failing an IQ test. Hey I maybe smart but all I do is read books.
49)Finding out Harry's life dream is to get breast implants so he never has to get a girl.
50) Walking in on Dumbledore and Snape shaving each others legs. Gross and not likely to happen but this is MY list and I'm putting it down.
Sorry I can't continue I can hear Ron and Harry coming up from dinner. And I really don't want them to see this or there will be alot of explaining to do. So until next time! LOTS OF LOVE!
Hermione Jane Granger
An- Hey ok I Know the title says 101 but I felt I'd keep you waiting. I really want some feed back so I know if you even like it. The next chapter of course will be the last. But I am planning another story similar to this. It will have 5-7 chapters and each chapter will be based on a character and a questionarre they must fill out in there 7th year. Sound good? If it does please tell me what characters you want me to use. Of course I will use some of the main characters such as :
Hermione Ron Harry Ginny Draco Pansy
So tell me if you want more. Im think of a crabbe or goyle one to. ALSO!!!! SILVER DRAGON CREW WILL BE UP WITHIN THE NEXT WEEK! I lost my paper with it on and just recently found it. I feel sooooo bad for making you wait. But I just have to type it. It will be much easier now that fanfic except .rft or .rft ( I cant remember) because i wont go through the whole process of changing it into the .doc form. K? K!
Sry for the long authors note! Love you all! Please review!
Love always,
Amber