Comedy Comes To Life
"Thats it no more currys for me ! If i'm gonna wake up in some weird place everytime i fall asleep i will have to lay of those damn currys" Tidus spoke randomly to noone in particular.
"currys?"a black haired man said
"yeah currys! wait!..."Tidus answered clueless before the man cut in
"yeah i already know. You are going to say i know who you are then i'll say really, i think i've met you from somewhere and we'll hug and then you'll say, i know who you are ishared a hotel bed with you in vegas. Am i right or am i right?"
Tidus wasn't listening and instead wad having a pee in a nearby bush.
"oh yevon! what are you doing fouling our planets bushes you have no right!"
The man pulled the currently peeing tidus away from the bush but resulting in tidus peeing on him instead.The man gave up and ran into the seahe came back when tidus had finally finished( it was another 20 minutes till he finished).
"hey whats your name anyway?" Tidus asked the obviously angry man
"Auron. and thanks for peeing on me." Auron added sarcasticly
"so where are we anyway?"
"in besaid where else" Auron said stiffly
well lets look around then"
Tidus ran off into the distant and immediately fell over something blue
"what the...?. oh i see a blitzeball"
Tidus stood up rubbing himself and started running again oblivious to the fact that he had just fallen over
"what have i gotten myself into!" auron said sighing.
"whahhhhhhhhhhh!" came asream from tidus
"what now?"
Auron ran to where the sound came from to see a orange thing lying on the floor next to a sleeping tidus
"he tackled me!" the orange thing said
the weird talking orange thing stood up only for auro to see that it was a man
"the names wakka ya?"
"why are you asking me i don't know you!" auron replied to the man
"erm... hes asleep really deep ya?" wakka spoke nudging tidus with his foot.
"whats with the ...oh never mind" auron sighed again and turned his back. He bent down as though he was tying his shoelace and took out a 5 pint bottle of whisky and drained it.
"what where you doing ya?" came the voice of the most annoying person in the world wakka surprise surprise
"tying my shoe lace"
"but you're wearing boots ya?" wakka said suspiciously
Auron turned around and walked to a random direction.
"Hey the village is that way yah?"
"whatever"auron said and added the word "ya?"for effect
"thats not funny ya?"said wakka
"really ya?"said auron
"hey guys wheres the bathroom?"
"Hey weren't you asleep?" wakka and auron asked