It was a normal day at Japanese School for Japanese student Tenchi
Muyo. He walked into his classroom, greeted his friends, and took his seat.
A few minutes later, Tenchi's teacher, Mr. Shinibi entered the class and
immediately began his lesson. "Now class, today we will begin our unit on
American Literture," Mr. Shinibi explained with gusto, "We will begin with
Nathaniel Hawthorne's classic: 'The Scarlet Letter'". Mr Shinibi continued:
"The plot of the story is relatively simple: Hester Pryn, the protagonist,
is married to an old doctor. Both she and her husband went to America, but
on separate boats. However, Hester's Husband never arrives and everyone
takes him for dead. According to Puritan dogma, she's not supposed to
remarry or get into relationships again, but she falls in love with the hot
young minister. Soon later, she becomes pregnant, and as a punishment, she
is branded with a Red A, for Adultery, and becomes an outcast..."
"Oh my God," Tenchi thought, "Here he goes again. He'll never shut up. But knowing him, just about every word that comes out of his mouth is probably going to be on the final. Okay we've got Hester Pryn, Indians, dead husband, hot young minister, and adultery..." Suddenly, as soon as the word 'adultry' crossed his mind, Tenchi's train of thought switched rails and headed into dark territory. Mr. Shinbi's droning was drowned out, the very classroom seemed to melt away, as Tenchi sank into his own little dream world. And then, it happened. Small at first, but then it grew, and grew, and grew... in his pants. Tenchi snapped back into reality: he had popped the biggest boner ever. Tenchi sweated, the very ground seemed to be shaking, and the seams of his Japanese School Uniform pants were on the verge of splitting under the tremendous pressure. Just when the situation seemed at its worst, Mr. Shinibi said, "Tenchi, would you assist me at the board? I need you to write out a flow chart to graph the ideas presented in 'The Scarlet Letter'". Tenchi was dumbstruck. Dare he get up? Would his pants burst? Would anyone see? Oh the embarrassment, the humiliation! "Well don't just sit there! Get up here Tenchi!" Mr. Shinibi yelled. Slowly, Tenchi rose, his raging hard-on threatening to burst forth and knock out the student in front of him. As he shuffled to the blackboard, several girls cupped their hands to their mouth in shock. Each step Tenchi took seemed to herald a tidal wave of laughter. "Hurry up Tenchi! Get to the board!" said Mr. Shinbi, who failed to feign his glances towards Tenchi's bulging crotch. "Now write: Hester Pryn had an affair with the minister, and this was viewed as Adultery by Puritan faith, so Religious Conviction is a predominant theme in the story." Tenchi doubled over. It was the word again, and his boner raged harder than ever, and it suddenly began to grow. Tenchi screamed as his pants ripped apart, with only his underwear containing the massive growth, giving him the biggest wedgie ever in the process. Amid screams and bouts of raucous, embarrassing laughter, finally, the underwear too gave way, and the mammoth boner shot forth, demolishing the wall that tried to impede its growth. Tenchi's classmates rushed out of the room and pandemonium ensued- yet Tenchi's monster penis still grew, penetrating wall after wall until it breached the school itself. Like a giant, crazed snake, it pummeled through shops and storefronts. People scattered to get out of its way, but it crashed through any barrier that stood in its way. The boner began to pick up speed, and finally crashed into the ocean with such force that it created a tsunami that destroyed the shoreline of Tokyo. As the boner headed out into the deep ocean, its sheer mass raised the level of the oceans and caused giant tidal waves that ravaged and engulfed the earth, and everybody died. Some say that boner is still growing.
The End
"Oh my God," Tenchi thought, "Here he goes again. He'll never shut up. But knowing him, just about every word that comes out of his mouth is probably going to be on the final. Okay we've got Hester Pryn, Indians, dead husband, hot young minister, and adultery..." Suddenly, as soon as the word 'adultry' crossed his mind, Tenchi's train of thought switched rails and headed into dark territory. Mr. Shinbi's droning was drowned out, the very classroom seemed to melt away, as Tenchi sank into his own little dream world. And then, it happened. Small at first, but then it grew, and grew, and grew... in his pants. Tenchi snapped back into reality: he had popped the biggest boner ever. Tenchi sweated, the very ground seemed to be shaking, and the seams of his Japanese School Uniform pants were on the verge of splitting under the tremendous pressure. Just when the situation seemed at its worst, Mr. Shinibi said, "Tenchi, would you assist me at the board? I need you to write out a flow chart to graph the ideas presented in 'The Scarlet Letter'". Tenchi was dumbstruck. Dare he get up? Would his pants burst? Would anyone see? Oh the embarrassment, the humiliation! "Well don't just sit there! Get up here Tenchi!" Mr. Shinibi yelled. Slowly, Tenchi rose, his raging hard-on threatening to burst forth and knock out the student in front of him. As he shuffled to the blackboard, several girls cupped their hands to their mouth in shock. Each step Tenchi took seemed to herald a tidal wave of laughter. "Hurry up Tenchi! Get to the board!" said Mr. Shinbi, who failed to feign his glances towards Tenchi's bulging crotch. "Now write: Hester Pryn had an affair with the minister, and this was viewed as Adultery by Puritan faith, so Religious Conviction is a predominant theme in the story." Tenchi doubled over. It was the word again, and his boner raged harder than ever, and it suddenly began to grow. Tenchi screamed as his pants ripped apart, with only his underwear containing the massive growth, giving him the biggest wedgie ever in the process. Amid screams and bouts of raucous, embarrassing laughter, finally, the underwear too gave way, and the mammoth boner shot forth, demolishing the wall that tried to impede its growth. Tenchi's classmates rushed out of the room and pandemonium ensued- yet Tenchi's monster penis still grew, penetrating wall after wall until it breached the school itself. Like a giant, crazed snake, it pummeled through shops and storefronts. People scattered to get out of its way, but it crashed through any barrier that stood in its way. The boner began to pick up speed, and finally crashed into the ocean with such force that it created a tsunami that destroyed the shoreline of Tokyo. As the boner headed out into the deep ocean, its sheer mass raised the level of the oceans and caused giant tidal waves that ravaged and engulfed the earth, and everybody died. Some say that boner is still growing.
The End