The doctor was strolling calmly down a silent road when suddenly he noticed a strange group of hooded teenagers moving rapidly towards him, he stepped to one side to avoid them though they had the same intention and they ended up being in each others eye line again. "Excuse me?" said the Doctor in his usual enthusiastic voice "i was wondering if you could point me in the direction of a big blue box?" he smiled at them before seeing they were obviously not impressed by him and so his expression fell.
"We could tell ya lah!" said one of the biggest hooded boy's he was about 6 ft with a skin head, his head reminded the doctor awfully of a watermelon.
"That would be most helpful" replied the Doctor cheerfully.
"But that'd be effort, and we don't like effort do we bill?" the tall guy questioned one of the smaller guys stand at the back of the crowd his face covered by thick greasy dark hair.
"Yeah, we aint helpin' no one do nothin'!" shouted the small guy.
"IZZIT!" chorused the others.
"Um ... okay ... well thanks for your help" muttered the Doctor trying to edge round the big group.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, MATE ARE YOU STARTIN' WID ME!" said the tall one his chest sticking out to show how 'over' confident he was with himself. The Doctor tilted his head not quite sure what this strange boy was talking about, he again tried to dodge round the group before two of them grabbed him by the arms and lifted him in the air.
"AHH!" exclaimed the Doctor "good idea! From this height i may be able to see the TARDIS!" he looked around the best he could.
"EXCUSEEEE ME?!?! I SAID WE AINT HELPING YOU ITE? EEE .... WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE MATE, THE SON OF GOD EE ... I SWEAR DOWN YOU ARE ASKING FOR BEATINGS!"
"You tell that little dick Jack!" said the smaller one again appearing from behind his tall friends.
"Oh! So that is your name? Jack? I know a Jack ... isn't a name that has a certain effect on my stomach" the Doctor looked displeased "um ... no offence of course my good friend"
"EEEEEEEEEEEEE ME YOUR FRIEND I DO NOT THINK SO! I DON'T WANNA CATCH SOMETHING" Jack glared at him. "Let him down mates! I want to deal with this one myself" Jack's smile grew wider as he gained on the doctor, but before he could reach him the Doctor had retrieved a strange device from his pocket that this boys had never seen before. It looked weirdly like a screw driver, and with a flash John cover his eye's screaming like a school girl.
"Next time" the Doctor smirked clearing his throat "you might want to consider who you are attacking my goo—"the Doctor was interrupted by a familiar voice coming from behind the group of boys. "Clear the area" said Captain Jack Harkness loud and obnoxiously. The Doctor rolled his eyes "you ..." he murmured.
"You know it" he winked at The Doctor smugly before returning his glare at the group of boys. "New friends?" he continued with a look of amusement on his face.
"I'm glad YOU find it funny" replied it Doctor sarcastically "they just tried to attack me!" he glared at Captain Jack before realising that his glare was being returned. Captain Jack turned swiftly on his heels to face the other boys to find they were running down the road. "GET OUT OF HERE MATES QUICK! SCRAM!" the smallest on shouted turning the corner the rest following.
"Victory" said the Doctor smiling happily to himself.
"For me yes ..." Jack paused waiting for the doctor's confused reaction which he found spread across his face right on cue, and he winked before carrying on "Well they only left because of me, you know?" He smirked widely.
"WHY! YOU LITTLE!" Doctor chased him down the road and they disappeared around the corner.