"Kirby!" Zero Suit Samus yelled. The little pink puffball bounced over to her. "Would you like to sleep over with me tonight? Everyone else said no…" ZSS asked. Kirby frantically shook his head no. "Great! Thanks Kirby!" ZSS said as she picked him up and took him to her room. Kirby struggled to get out of her grip, but it was too tight.

Soon they got to her room. She entered, and locked the door. Kirby was amazed at all the Marth pictures with little hearts around them, He knew she was Marth Crazy, but not this crazy!

"Like it, don't you!" She put Kirby down and kicked him. "He's MINE!" She yelled at him. Kirby was shocked, how could a nice Smasher kick him?! He was too cute.

He squeaked as ZSS tied him up. "Now let me tell you why I love Marth so much, it all started when-"

LIKE A MILLION HOURS LATER

"- And that's why I like him." ZSS explained. Kirby was lucky the 'LIKE A MILLION HOURS LATER' saved him from hearing the story.

"Wanna see my Marth Dolls?" ZSS asked as she started shoving Marth Dolls in Kirby's face. ~I have to tell Marth!~ Kirby thought, struggling to get out of the ropes.