Disclaimer: I don't own Bakura or Yami.
Yoru: I am doing a series of fics based on two-person pictures that I have found in random places on the Internet. This one has Thief King Bakura looking smug and happy while Yami is in a sack, blushing. It's cute…and a little weird…and I don't know where I got it, but I didn't create it.
Kuronue: She has a lot of pictures, so be ready for the long haul…
"Let me go, you vile…villain!" Pharoah Yami screeched from the sack in which he was trapped. Only his head showed; the rest of his body was in the sack.
"Nope." Thief King Bakura skipped along…no, really, skipped…basically ignoring the captive Pharaoh.
"I will have you hanged for this!"
"No, you won't."
"What makes you think you will get away with this?"
"I don't think I'm going to, but it's worth it, and you won't hang me for it." Bakura smirked over his shoulder at Yami, who growled.
"Why not?"
"Because I'm not kidnapping you for ransom or anything. I'm kidnapping you because I love you."
Silence.
"You what?" Yami asked.
"Love you."
"You are joking."
"Nope. I really do. You're pretty and smart and rich…"
"Aha! It is for my money and power!" Yami yelled triumphantly.
"Nah, that's just an added bonus." Bakura started whistling as he skipped. Yami sat quietly in the sack and thought long and hard. The Thief King was very attractive…perhaps they could come to some arrangement…
No!
"Let me go, you cretin!"
"Awww, you don't like me?" Bakura pouted cutely. Yami growled to himself. Do NOT let the cuteness get to you…
"I hate you for being adorable."
"Yay! I'm adorable! You're cute too, Pharaoh."
Yami blushed hotly. Was he really? He wasn't angry anymore; this was too ridiculous to be angry about. Now he honestly started thinking about the Thief King's words. Did Bakura really mean it, or was he faking it to keep Yami from struggling?
If that were the case, Bakura could have just knocked him out. Yami sighed.
"Do you really love me?"
"Yep! Do you need it proven?" Bakura leered at him over his shoulder. Yami glared at him.
"It is a little hard to believe, as you have tried to kill me so many times…"
Bakura waved a dismissive hand, "Technicalities should never get in the way of a relationship!"
"Right…technicalities…wait, you actually want to have a relationship?"
"Well, yeah. I did go to all the trouble of kidnapping you." Bakura smiled at Yami, who fought his own smile.
"Well…I suppose we could give it a try and see what comes of it…"
"Really?" Bakura put the sack down and untied the top. Yami climbed out, only to be tackled to the ground by his new lover.
"Now, this may be a little fast for me…" Yami began, but was silenced by a kiss. A genuine, loving kiss, soft and warm.
Well, this may be worth the stupid sack ride, after all…