No offense to anyone named Mary Crystal Beautiful Rose Diamond Purple Sunshine Unicorn Rainbow Violet Alice Peony Strawberry Ruby Sapphire Sue. Enjoy~

You are Mary Crystal Beautiful Rose Diamond Purple Sunshine Unicorn Rainbow Violet Alice Peony Strawberry Ruby Sapphire Sue, the perfect human personification of the nonexistent country Neverland. Today, you are going to start a new life in Hetalia World Academy with the nations. You're so excited to attend the school, not to learn or do anything else but to date your sweet beloved Iggy- wait no, France, no, Ita-chan… you couldn't even make up your mind so you're going to date them all. Right, let's go inside and see!

You twirled your beautiful long rainbow hair as you walked into homeroom.

"Okay, class." Said the teacher, "Today we have a new student, let us welcome Mary Crystal Beautiful Rose Diamond Purple Sunshine Unicorn Rainbow Violet Alice Peony Strawberry Ruby Sapphire Sue, the representation of Neverland. The whole class clapped and stared up at you in admiration except a few girls who were whispering something. You glared at them, and started introducing your beautiful self.

"Bonjour," You winked at France, "Mary Crystal Beautiful Rose Diamond Purple Sunshine Unicorn Rainbow Violet Alice Peony Strawberry Ruby Sapphire Sue, but you can just call me Mary or Neverland." You smiled and winked again but this time at your sweet beloved Iggy.

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Lunch time had finally came, classes were too boring and stupid for the smart and flawless you. You turned around and saw Ita-chan behind you so you stopped him with your marvelous beauty and smiled another charming smile.

"Ve~ oh, Ciao Mary Crystal Beautiful Rose Diamond Purple Sunshine Unicorn Rainbow Violet Alice Peony Strawberry Ruby Sapphire Sue… umm, it's really nice to meet you bella! Would you like to go out?" Ita-chan smiled and turned around.

"Bonjour Ita-chan! It's nice to meet you too, and of course, we can go out for lunch, let's go~" You held his hand and you two went off to a nearby restaurant named Hetalia Cafe.

You ordered tomato pasta and Ita-chan did the same. Your 'date' went on smoothly and perfectly, as everything that involves you does always.

Though at the end of the date, when you were kissing a shocked Italian passionately on the lips, Ita-chan's pesky stalker, Belgium arrived. "Y-You… you jerk…"

Ita-chan was fast to react, and because everything in the world seems to revolve around you, he actually chose you, the annoying Mary Crystal Beautiful Rose Diamond Purple Sunshine Unicorn Rainbow Violet Alice Peony Strawberry Ruby Sapphire Sue over his actual nice and decent girlfriend.

"Ve~ Belgium? I like Mary Crystal Beautiful Rose Diamond Purple Sunshine Unicorn Rainbow Violet Alice Peony Strawberry Ruby Sapphire Sue more than you though, so please leave. Grazie." Ita-chan gestured for her to get out and the stupid blonde reluctantly left, not without glaring at you angrily. You shrugged, she's just jealous of your beauty and perfection.

Checking Ita-chan off the list, you went off to find someone else to date… oh wait, here's your fifth boyfriend, your beloved Iggy.

"Oh, um, sorry, didn't see you there Mary Crystal Beautiful Rose Diamond Purple Sunshine Unicorn Rainbow Violet Alice Peony Strawberry Ruby Sapphire Sue. Anyways, hello love." Said you beloved Iggy, unsurprisingly, smiling at you.

"Oh~ nice to see you again Iggy, you're so handsome and beautiful today ahh!" You said giving him a kiss.

Meanwhile a certain girl named Seychelles wasn't very happy there.

Sorry if I made your eyes bleed. Some brain bleach should solve the problem.