Parody of Blue's Big Musical Movie!
Steve, Blue, Magenta, Green, Side Table Drawer, Slippery Soap, Periwinkle, Mailbox, Tickety, and that random snail that pops out of freaking NOWHERE were having a music show. All the neighbors had been invited, including those little felt people that just kinda stand there.
Once all the neighbors had gotten there and were sitting down in their chairs, it was the snail's turn. He was going to sing "Ass Like That" by Eminem.
Chorus I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be
true The way she
moves she's like a belly dancer
The
way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass
like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing,
doing, doing
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it,
you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
She's shaking that ass to that new
nelly jam, I
Think someones at the door
But I don't think I'm
gonna answer
Police saying "freeze"
Doing, doing,
doing
Everyone in the crowd was shocked. Steve got on the stage and said, "Snail! That is so inappropriate! You're supposed to be singing about how you want to be a fireman, remember?" But the snail ignored him and kept on singing.
Chorus Jessica
Simpson, looks oh so temptin'
What
do you mean freeze?
Please, I'm a human being, I have needs
I'm
not done, not till I'm finish peeing
I am not resisting arrest, I
am agreeing Mr. Officer
I'm already on my knees
I can't get on
the ground any further, it's impossible for me
And do not treat me
like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee
Yes, I make r&b,
I sing song it go
Ring-a-chong,
a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I
kidd
If I offend I'm sorry, please, please forgive
For I am
Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet
I can get away with
anything I sing, you will love it
Nick I ain't never seen an ass like
that
Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes
Doing,
doing, doing
Everyone
in the crowd was laughing now. That purple kangaroo fell over in his
chair and peed his pants! Steve had to escort him out of there.
Mary-Kate
and Ashley used to be so wholesome
Now they're getting older,
they're starting to grow bum bums
I go to the movies and sit down
with my pop corn
Police saying "freeze"
Doing doing
doing
What do you mean freeze?
Geez, I just got my seat
I
have ticket, look, I put away my zipper zipped
"SNAIL!" Steve screamed, "Get off the stage NOW!" And he took Snail in his hand. But Snail just sang louder…
Chorus Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so
Please
do not remove me from this movie theater please
I did not even get
to see Mary-Kate shower scene
I didn't mean to be obscene or make
a great big scene
And don't treat me like I'm pee wee herman, this
movies PG
Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
I will
simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free
Free, yes, free,
right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyer's with Michael,
he's too busy?
I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a
man
And I can say that and you'll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my
hand
I
ain't never seen a butt like that
Maybe next year I'll say ass and
she'll make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
(Backstage)
"He's ruining our show!" Periwinkle screamed, "What are we
going to do?" "I don't know." Steve said, "But we've got
to think quick." The
way she moves she dances like a go-go Chorus So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me
please? What
the fuck is wrong with you? (ha!)
In that video she sings get
out your bozo
I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo
Police
saying "freeze"
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean
freeze?
My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch
I
just baked cookies Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these
Here,
I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no
not even me
I don't even know if I can say the word pee pee,
pee
On the radio, but I think I did
Janet, is that a breast, I
think I just saw a tit
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
I
don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick
Get to the
chopper, everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get
down
I ain't never seen an ass like that
Cuz the way you
move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
After the song was over, Periwinkle quickly escorted Snail backstage. He had to make this right. He would sing a much better song. But Periwinkle is stupid and doesn't have very good judgment, so this is what happened:
Ah ah ah ahhh
Oh god damn
I'm gonna facckin
cum
Oh shit, oh yeah
Fack fack faaaack
Fuck I am
I
am,
I'm going to cum
I'm cumming
I never seen no shit
like this
This bitch can twist like a damn contortionist
Condom
on my dick
Of course it is
This bitch don't know what abortion
is
So I can't cum in her
Fucks like a porn star
Looks like
jenna
Fuck I'm gonna
Cum
I think my rubbers coming off
But
oh it's so fuckin wet and soft
Fuck I'm gonna start letting
off
I'm squirting and she's not getting off
And she's on
top
I'm gonna fucking, oh god
Oh don't do that
Don't
stop
Stop, don't, I don't mean don't stop
Ah Wait a minute
Oh
ohh fack
I'm gonna fucking cum
Everyone
was completely and utterly STUNNED. The purple kangaroo threw up and
ran away, Side Table Drawer was crying, and Steve was panicking, not
knowing what to do. Ah
ah ah ahhh Oh wow oh boom that, pow Ah
ah ah ahhh
Oh god damn
I'm gonna facckin cum
Oh shit, oh
yeah
Fack fack fack
Fack I am
I am,
I'm going to cum
I'm
cumming
I need a cigarette now
oh
I'm so fucking hot and your so fuckin hot
Oh my God
I wanna
facking fack
No, not fuck
I said fack
F A C K F A C K
fack
fack facking freak me
oh yeah girl c baby
They call me mr
freaky
Lets call your sister threeway
Have some threesome
Me
so horny
And your such a fuckin babe
I wanna go down on u
Fack
u shave
Oh god damn
here I go again
I'm gonna cum, I am
Oh god damn
I'm gonna facckin cum
Oh shit, oh
yeah
Fack fack fack
Fack I am
I am,
I'm going to cum
I'm
cumming
"Steve, do something!" Tickety screamed in horror. "I know what to do." Steve said, and jumped onstage.
"Okay, Periwinkle, that was very nice." Steve said and escorted Periwinkle off of the stage. But Steve was stupid too…
Obie
Trice Record
Scratches Beat Changes Two trailer park
girls go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside. Eminem Female
Voice Eminem I've
created a monsta, 'cause nobody wants to
"Obie Trice, Real Name, No Gimmicks..."
Two
trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside, round the
outside.
Wooo!
"Ooooohhhhh!"
Guess who's
back, back again
Shady's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back,
guess who's back,
guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess
who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back...
See Marshall no more,
they want Shady,
I'm chopped liver.
Well, if you want Shady,
this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of weed mixed with some
hard liquor
Some vodka that will jumpstart my heart quicka
Then
a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
By the doctor when I'm
not cooperating
When I'm rockin' the table while he's operating
"Hey!"
You waited this long to stop debating
'Cause
I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating
I know that you got a job
Mrs. Cheney
But your husband's heart problem is complicating
So
the FCC won't let me be,
Or let me be me so let me see
They
tried to shut me down on MTV
But it feels so empty without me.
So
come on dip, bum on your lips
Fuck that
Cum on your lips, put some on your tits
And
get ready 'cause this shits about to get heavy Chorus: Little hellions, kids feelin'
rebellious (Chorus) Verse 3: (Chorus) (Sung
twice:) "Kids!"
I just settled all
my lawsuits, "Fuck you Debbie!"
Now this
looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cause we
need a little controversy,
'Cause it feels so empty without me
I
said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow
me
'Cause we need a little controversy,
'Cause it feels so
empty without me
Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis
They
start feelin' like prisoners, helpless,
'Till someone comes along
on a mission and yells "BITCH!"
A visionary, vision a
scary, could start a revolution,
Polluting' the air waves
A
rebel,
So let me just revel and bask,
In the fact that I got
everyone kissin' my ass
And it's a disaster, such a
catastrophe
For you to see so damn much of my ass, you asked for
me?
Well I'm back (Da Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na) fix your bent
antenna
Tune it in and then I'm gonna enter
up and under your
skin like a splinter
The center of attention back for the
winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Infesting
in your kids ears and nesting
"Testing: Attention
Please!"
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
Here's
my 10 cents, my 2 cents is free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for
me?
A tisk-it a task-it,
I go
tit for tat with anybody who's talkin' this shit, that shit
Chris
Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked
Worse than them little
Limp Bizkit bastards,
And Moby?, you can get stoned by Obie,
You
36 year-old bald-headed fag blow me
You don't know me, you're too
old
Let go, it's over, nobody listens to techno
Now let's go,
just give me the signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of
new insults
I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
Ever since
Prince turned himself into a symbol (knife scrapes)
But sometimes
the shit just seems,
Everybody only wants to discuss me
So this
must mean I'm disgusting,
But it's just me I'm Discussing
Though
I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since
Elvis Presley,
To do Black music so selfishly
And use it to get
myself wealthy! (Hey!)
There's a concept that works
20 million
other white rappers emerge
But no matta how many fish in the
sea
It'll be so empty without me
qa-ma-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
qa-La-la-la-la-la,
la-la-la-la
THE END.