Title: Len's Gonna Die in This PV
Rating: K+
Genre: Humor/Parody
Pairings/Characters: Len Kagamine
Warnings: Shameless parody of "Life's Gonna Suck" done for my own amusement
Notes/Rant: It may just be me, but it seems that people are only just now realizing the trend in a lot of Len songs: said trend being, clearly, that he dies. Now… again, probably just me, but I figured that out pretty much right when I got into Vocaloid and saw Servant of Evil for the first time. When I was still learning all my loids, I immediately pegged him as "The Blond Kid That Dies". That's pretty much why I made this parody. And I have fun abusing Len. :D

And since I know someone may get uptight about this, let me just say, NO, I don't necessarily hate Len. I do admit he's my least favorite Vocaloid, male or female, on voice alone: if we can agree that Rin, on occasion, sounds like an air raid siren, then let me say that Len sounds, to me, like an air raid siren placed underwater that's going through puberty, which is even worse (his Append voice is freaking awesome though, I'm very impressed with it). But a voice is a voice. I can't really hate the way a person sounds, and Len is fourteen, so it makes sense that his voice is a little awkward, and I do like his voice on certain songs (Out of Eden, for example). It's really his fanbase that kinda irks me, I think, but I'm going out on a Final Fantasy VII mentality. I don't want to say Len has become or is becoming FFVII, but at this point, I'm really not sure what else to think. :/

All in all, I'm not trying to offend anyone by posting this. It was just something I noticed, and I wanted to point it out in a funny way. That said, enjoy. :3

EDIT: FFFFFF I FINALLY GOT THIS ON YOUTUBE! My YT name is Zaregato, go listen to me and my crappy singing. XD

Len's gonna die in this PV
Like in Fear Garden and SoE
Len's gonna die in this PV
It happens every time

Hey, if you know where I'm going with this, join in!

Sometimes his death ain't so bad,
Like in Kokoro Kiseki
Sometimes his death ain't so bad
So why do you all complain?

Every song he's in, guys, we all know how it'll end for him!

Len's gonna die in this PV,
Like in Prisoner and Conchita
Len's gonna die in this PV
It's just a fact of life

Cheer up, at least he usually dies a virgin

He pretty much dies by his sister's hands
And if not by hers, I hope by Tei's
He pretty much dies by his sister's hands
So much for the twincest

Now I know that a lot of you are not gonna find this funny
But when you get right down to it, you'll prefer "dead" over "slutty"!

…That was a SPICE! joke, people! Lighten up!

Len's gonna die in this PV,
Like in Black Vow (though that technically was Rin)
Len's gonna die in this PV
This isn't really news

Len's gonna die in this PV
It's in his role as a plot device
Len's gonna die in this PV
So don't you act surprised

So don't you act surprised