Kagome sighed heavily.
Just three minutes to go until Spring break began.
Her history teacher was still droning on about the economic boom in Japan, and Kagome slipped in and out of focus. A stupid idea crossed her mind.
"Beep."
The class was like "WTF?!!"
Kagome was rolling on the floor in laughter, but stopped instantaneously as the bell rang.
"Whoop!!" She cried, leaping up and running to the door. She stopped when everyone gasped.
"Kagome," A deep voice said behind her. She turned and shrieked.
"Sesshomaru?! WTF are you doing here?!" Kagome yelped, staring amazed at the tall, silver-haired youkai in front of her. She looked over to her friends, and they all giggled and winked.
Kagome poked her tongue out at them, and squealed when Sesshomaru scooped her up bridal style and leapt out the window. The entire class was applauding, and Sesshomaru smirked down at Kagome.
"I am here to collect you, and take you back to the western lands as my mate," He said simply. Kagome gaped.
"WTF?!" She blushed furiously, and fainted from the rush of blood to her head.
Kagome felt a hard cold surface beneath her cheek, and she opened her eyes to see she was still in class, with the clock slowly ticking its way to 3:00.
'Damn it,' she thought, slapping her head loudly. She was about to escape from this torment, and turns out she was asleep.
"Beep," She said, loud enough for the entire class to here. They all cracked up laughing, and she grinned stupidly.
A loud bell echoed throughout the room, and the students all began moving and getting out of there.
Author pops up randomly, blocking the doorway "Nuh-uh. I gots a surprise for ya, Kagome,"
Kagome was like "WTF?!" And the class copied her.
"Stupid wench," A growl was heard from the window, and Inuyasha was standing there, glaring at author.
Author whips out pen and paper and begins writing
Completely randomly, without even meaning to, Kagome yelled "SIT!", and Inuyasha crashed to the floor. Her hands flew to her mouth, and she squealed.
"Inuyasha I'm so sorry!" She said, her voice muffled by the hands covering her mouth. Author chuckles evilly, and continues writing whilst the entire class has sat back down as though ready for a play
'WTF is wrong with you?!" Inuyasha yelped, glaring daggers at Kagome, who sweat dropped, and pointed at author.
Author's sister appears randomly and drops anvil on Author's head
Every one's like "WTF?!"
Bilbo Baggins is like "I'll take two for 99!"
Inuyasha storms over to author and shakes head, while everyone's sweat dropping.
"What a useless waste of time," He said, collecting Kagome up in his arms and running off to the feudal era, leaving the students to deal with the retarded author.
Beep.
A/N: OMG I was in sucha random mood when I wrote this, so I don't care if you hate this story, I was bored and escaping maths. Bye!