ONE HUNDRED WAYS TO ANNOY THE CHIPMUNKS AND CHIPETTES!


Alvin's List:

1. Take his sweaters, dye them pink, and put 'I'm' and 'loser' next to the A.

2. Have a singing contest and bribe Simon and Theodore to make you win, and taunt him for the next hundred years…

3. (Only applies for girls this time…)Run around screaming out to the world, 'I'M ALVIN SEVILLE'S NEW LADY! AND HE LOVES ME SO MUCH, HE'S GONNA HAVE HUMANMUNKS WITH ME!'

4. Bribe Simon into kissing Brittany. It's okay Jeanette, you'll just start smooching Alvin, and then Britt slaps him. XD

5. Find a French girl, and then make the French girl call him names - in French. Alvin's gonna be confused!

6. Pay Ian 100 dollars to keep Alvin out cold for a few days…HE'LL BE TICKED!

7. When Toby's half asleep, and Alvin's completely asleep, slide him into Toby's arm…because the Tobester sleeps with a new teddy!

8. Lock Alvin in the dishwasher when he takes his daily shower…IT'S GONNA BE HILIARIOUS! *Preview: Don'tcha wish your girlfr - HEY! I'M STUCK IN HERE! CHIPETTEGIRL!*

9. Sing I believe I can fly, have a flying contest, spray paint a jetpack to be invisible, and watch Alvin fall to the ground.

10. Say you have a cousin named Alvin, and then dress up Toby…BUAHAHAHAHA!

11. Whenever Alvin says 'I'm the Alvinator' cut in and say 'Very small cat'.

12. When Alvin goes to the smoothie shop, call him and tell him to bring Toby a corn dog, he'll be so confused! *Special thanks to iCarly.*

13. Sing a remix of the cheese ball song until Alvin moves to Russia…I'm evil.

14. Email Alvin with an email address he doesn't know and write: We're coming for you… HE'LL FREAK OUT!

15. When he realizes it's you, ring his doorbell and run for your life! HE'S GOT CLAWS, MAN!


LOL, see part 2 of 7 where we find ways to annoy Eleanor…sorry Ellie.

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