The Pool
This scene takes place at a private pool that the Cullens rented out.
Bella: This place is awesome!
Edward: Yes, love, it is. It is the perfect place to sit back and rel-
Emmett: CANONBALLLLLLLLLL!
Carlisle: Looks like you two won't have that much time relxing.
Rosalie: Emmett and I will be working on our dives. EMMETT!
Emmett: Let's hit it!
Esme: Looks like I'm stuck judging, right?
Rosalie and Emmett: Yes.
Renesmee: Mommy, can I go dive with Uncle Emmett?
Bella: If it is your desire. But, be careful and watch your back at all times.
Renesmee: Why would I need to do th-
Emmett: TICKLE TREATMENT!
Edward: That's why.
Rosalie: Come here, baby. Let's go work on our front tucks, now.
Emmett: Pssh! I'm gonna work on my back tucks! Suck on that, suckers!
Jasper: Wow, I really need to stop giving that much positivity in the air; it really is starting to bug me.
Alice: Emmett is going to land on his back on the water!
Carlisle: Good thing I brought the first aid kit, right Bella? You know what it looks like, right?
Bella: I have used it many times before.
Emmett: Hey ya'll, watch this!
Emmett does a round-off back tuck and lands on his head in the water.
Emmett: OWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Alice: I TOLD YOU SO!
Carlisle: Come here Emmett, let me see if you're alright.
Emmett: *muttering* Stupid Alice and her stupid visions making me do stupid things like landing on my stupid head. Let's just see how it feels when Alice lands on her head. Maybe I can push her in and m-
Alice: You do know I'm a vampire, right? And you do know that vampires have really good hearing, right? So why are you planning to push me in the pool when I can hear you? You are right by the way, about the part of your stupid head. There is nothing in it but, maybe, a little tiny seedling of a brain!
Emmett: At least I don't get headaches as much as you, oldie.
Alice: You shut up you weenie!
Emmett: Shut don't go up you freak!
Alice: Don't call me that, pig!
Emmett: Well you don't call me names, weirdo!
Everyone: SHUT UP!
Edward: Both of you before I cut your mouths off you babies!
Esme: All of you stop it, NOW!
Alice and Edward: Sorry.
Emmett: That's right; both of you should be for calling me names. Esme should ground you two for calling me such names. Have I ever done that to y-
Carlisle: Emmett, quiet already and apologize to your mom.
Emmett: I'm sorry…that my step siblings are such jerks.
Jasper: Don't make put my guiltiness feeling on you, Emmett.
Emmett screams and then dives into the pool…in the shallow water. He doesn't pay that much attention.
Carlisle: Even though we are vampires doesn't mean we are invicible of everything, you know.
Renesmee: Uncle Emmett is really acting stupid today, mommy.
Bella: Get used to it; this isn't even half of what is possible.
Alice: you got that right, sis. In two months it is going to get REALLLL ugly.
Edward: I don't even want to talk about it. Can we relax while Emmett is taking a breather before he can make us all stupid.
Emmett: I heard that!
Esme: Good. It is about time you heard the truth.
Bella: Edward, baby, can we go swim and relax now.
Edward: I thought you would never ask.