'Bout Tofu By The X-Filer -- It's been a while I know I shouldn't have kept you waiting But I'm hungry now --
You've been cookin' a while
And I'm glad you're done
Cause I've been thinking bout ya
Since half past one
And now I know I want you inside my tum
And tasting you will be so much fun
And I can't get enough
So let it fill me up
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Ooh, looks like we're alone now
You ain't gotta be scared, Agent Mulder
All the agents are gone now
Let's get it toastin'
We can turn the oven up if you wanna
Turn the stove down low if you wanna
Just wanna cook but it's frozen
That's get it blazin'
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Thinkin' bout my gut
I'm so stuck in a rut
Pull it over to me
Mulder I can make you scream
TO-FU! TO-FU!
Thinkin' bout my tum
It's my number one
Pull it over to me
Mulder I can make you squeal
TO-FU! TO-FU!
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So you getting hungry yet?
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You got me hypnotised
I've never felt this way
If get hungry I just pull out a plate
And then I eat for the occasion
I'm patiently waiting, 'cause
It's getting late
And I can't get enough
So let it fill me up
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Ooh, looks like we're alone now
You ain't gotta be scared, it's Skinner I'm gonna eat it on ya I'm so starving! We can cut the food up if you wanna Turn the stove down low if you wanna Just wanna eat but it's frozen That's what I'm saying
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Thinkin' bout my pan It's in the oven Pull it over to me Skinner I can make you scream TO-FU! TO-FU! Thinkin' bout myself I see it on the shelf Pull it over to me Skinner I can make you squeal TO-FU! TO-FU! --
I like this part, hoo
It taste kinda good
Yeah
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Thinkin' bout tofu I'm lost of what to do Pull it over to me Mulder I can make you scream TO-FU! TO-FU! Thinkin' bout my ache Watching as it bakes Pull it over to me Skinner I can make you squeal TO-FU! TO-FU!
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