Warning: Each chapter will be of varying topics, generally unrelated to each other overall (in general), unless otherwise stated. They will be of varying ratings, and I will try to rate accordingly. XD (Did THAT sound official enough? XD)

Disclaimer: Dudes. I don't own. Sucks to be me, huh?

a/n Yo, Guys! This'll be a collection of short drabblies, that I originally intended for a doujinshi...so it's mainly speaking, but I'll try to adapt it, just bear with me, please!

Yo! This one's dedicated to:

iheartkenji,

for always reviewing!! Hope you like it!!

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Soubi walked into his semi-deserted apartment, confidant he would get a chance to relax. As he walked to his bedroom, he found his dark-haired angel sitting on his bed, reading a book. (1)

"Ritsuka? What're you doing here??"

"Oh. Hey Soubi. I was in the neighborhood, and thought I'd stop by." He said, licking his thumb and index finger to turn the page.

"Oh. I see."

"M-hm." And so, the -Awkward Silence- ensued.

"So...What is that you're reading?" Soubi crawled onto the bed beside Ritsuka, peering over his shoulder.

"Aah! Soubi! It's, uhh..."

'Better not be porn...' Soubi thought to himself, smirking.

"Pictures...a comic book?"

"Actually, no..."

"Those people don't have ears..." he added with a mental note: 'Aha! So it IS porn!'

"It's manga...no one does..." Ritsuka replied, trying to shrug it off.

"..."

"Soubi?"

"..."

"What's the matter?"

"Hey Ritsuka..."

"Wh-What?" He blushed, as Soubi climbed nearly on top of him.

"Wanna make a doujinshi?" Soubi grinned, turning out the light.

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(1) Ritsuka seems to always be on Soubi's bed in my fics… ,-.-',

a/n I hope you guys liked it!! (this is how I got "The Legal System," -trying to write this fic- I tried to change the beginning as much as possible.) Below is listed the original text exactly as I wrote it:

Soubi: What're you reading, Ritsuka?

Ritsuka: Aah! Soubi! It's uh...

Sou: those people don't have ears

Rit: It's manga. No one does...

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Sou: ...

Rit: Soubi? What's the matter?

Sou: Hey Ritsuka...

Rit: What -insert sweatdrop-

Sou: Wanna make a doujinshi?

So...getting the story from just that...it deserves getting a cookie, yes?



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