I do not own 'Twilight' only the plot, so please do not sue. Just read and critique. Again I do NOT hate the Twilight characters just my imagination. Be lucky there is NO sex ( lemons -equals- sour story )!! Byeee!!

Edward and I were in my kitchen discussing seating arrangements and telling Charlie and Renee about our engagement.

"What if we give him a nice note from Carlise."

"What about one from Alice and Rosalie, you know how your dad loves Alice." That wasn't a half bad idea I knew how much Charlie loved Alice. He probably won't after he finds out it's Alice planning the wedding. While all this was happening I was enjoying a Thai Kitchen noodle soup thingy.

"Mmmm, this is good. Thank you Edward. But how did you know I was going to like this-" I pointed to my bowl half empty or half full ...

"Just eat. We still have to discuss wedding stuff and what not, I'll bring down your C.D player and we'll start talking with Alice." He placed a delicate kiss on my cheek and he was off to get my C.D player from my room. I was in mid bite when someone was pounding on the door behind me

BANG BANG BANG BOOM

"Bellllaaa, open the door or I'll kick it dooownnn... Belll-- whoop" Alice wasn't there. about two seconds later I was again in mid bite when I felt four people kiss my cheeks, one Emmett hug, and a Jasper hug. "Uhh, he he, hi guys." I had to finish my noodles quickly because we had guests over and thats when we heard it... something made of glass fell and broke.

"What was that, Edward" Esme's motherly voice filled the air with worry. Her super ears obviously heard something I couldn't, stupid human ears.I called up the stairs "Edward, what's going on?!." I was suddenly craving a peanut-butter, nutella, jelly, and banana sandwich when Jasper came over and said in a whisper "Bella, please control your cravings. I don't want to upchuck chocolate, banana, peanuts,and grape jelly. Oh and why are you having this strange mood-swing?"

That's when his eyes widened and something 'bing'-ed in his head. He got my arm and took me to the local grocery store. When we got there he locked me in the bathroom before I could react he came back with a little box that said "Clear Blue". Oh shit. "Jasper you little..." I sighed "Jasper why did you steal me this?" He was still guarding the door because there was a small dent forming. "I got you that because you have the symptoms of a pregnant woman. You haven't had well...um... intimate contact with Jacob, have you?" I was screaming "Of course not!!" and outraged. He replied in the same tone "Well You Don't Have To Yell!! See there you go again with the fuckin' mood-swings!!Just take the god damned test, it won't do any wrong. Right, Bells?"

I had to roll my eyes at him "Right, Jazz" I took the test and soon I got the worried look on my face. Jasper thought so and came in but as he was opening the door he was asking a whole bunch of things like "Bella you ok?" or "I'm felling worried, Bella do you feel ok?" and "I'm coming in. Is it okay to look cause I'm... in!"

"Jasper, I'm F#KIN PREGNANT, OF COURSE I'M GONNA BE worried and HAPPY!" I jumped up and hugged him real tight, then he pulled me away, "Bella, you should tell Edward and Carlisle now and get that over with and marry Edward... quick. Alice can Plan this over-night so don't worry. Just give her a few of your key details and it will be set. If you want to, of course." I completely forgot about about the wedding planing when suddenly I felt something hot and acid-like crawling up my throat then out my mouth towards the wall. Puke flew on the wall barely getting me on my shoes. "Ewww. Clean yourself up before the people come out."

I did as he said. I washed my mouth, cleaned my black slip-on Vans, and ran out and there was Alice and Jasper waiting for me, they were the only ones who knew...

Whenwe got back to the house Edward came out in a flash. "Bella. Bella, Bella,Bell-aaa. Are you okay, Love?" He was inspecing my body for visible scars. "I'm okay, Edward." I chuckled, then looked towards Alice and Jasper standing side-by-side, they looked at each other then nodded. I took a deep breath and then with shakiness in my voice, I spoke "Edward, I'm more than fine. I'm pregnant." can tell he wasn't breathing, neither was Esme or Carlisle, but Emmett, Jasper, and Alice were ecstatic, not so much Rosalie she seemed Happy and shocked.

"Bella, Are you sure you're, you know, expecting a child from Edward." Carlisle pointed to Edward, who I might add was still shocked and well not breathing."Yea. I took the test and every thing is correct and that there are no miscalculations." I thought about Jasper "Trust me I know I'm having a child or more..."