Poke Bounty Hunter
Chapter one
AN: I used to play pokemon all the time when I was a kid, which I fuckin ROCKED BTW, but I stopped for obv reasons so I could do other shit and stuff. Its pretty fuckin cool that those weird ass monsters just keep goin an goin but I think its stupid that nothin bad ever happens in that game and all the baddies can get thier loser ass's kicked by a tweener and his fluffy friends and dont try to kick his ass later. so Im writing this cuz it would be cooler if thiers a badass beatin the shit out of them instead. FOR MONEY! Obv hes not gonna be a good guy but thats cool. Beacuse he a fuckin bounty hunter.
Joe johnson knew he was bein followed as he walked. he had knew since for half an hour and know he was gettin angery.
who the hell would be followin him. he thought. I am the biggest mofo in town.
he walked down a abandoned alley and in to a abandoned parking lot and waited.
"Well." he said lowly.
"Joe Johnson." said a dude comin out of the shadows.
"yeah? Whats it to you" Said Johnson.
"The Joe Johnson. the loan shark and knee breaker." said the Dude ignorin him.
"Of course shit for brains who else." said joe.
"worth two thousand poke dollars." the dude finished.
Joe narrowed his eye
"your a god damn bounty hunter." he said. then he grabbed a ball and threw it at the dude. half way it opened and a bright light happened and when it fadded a wheezing was floatin in the air.
"Use toxic gas wheezy!" said Joe.
Wheezy used toxic gas and suddenly the parking lot was covered in purple smoke. Joe then took out his gun and stepped in to the smoke to finish of the bounty hunter who he heard coughin but then there was a flash of light and he heard the dude say, "Ember!
suddenly the gas exploded and everything was on fire and wheezy exploded bein full of that gas in the first place. (AN: total forget but pokemon can die to. which is WAY more fuckin realitic then those bitches just faintin after gettin blasted with lazers and shit) Joe was on fire to so he was half naked beacuse his clothes were on fire and burnin off a bit.
then there were foot steps and the bounty hunter was suddenly standin over.
"help me bounty hunter" said joe.
But the bounty hunter didnt listen and reached for the dudes wallet and grabbed his poke lisense. then he walked away.
"Help me you fucker!" shouted joe angerly. "aint I worth two thou!"
the bounty hunter waved the lisense over his head.
"Yeah but it didn't say I needed you a live." said the dude like a true mofo.
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Officer Jenny looked up when a slightly burned lisense was tossed over the counter. then she looked up at the bounty hunter and frowned at him. they went way back.
"Rockstar." she said. (AN: that was my trainer name when I played and its a awesome name for ANY BODY!)
"jenny." said Rockstar cooly.
"so what are you here for you dick." she angerly.
"isnt that fuckin obious, callin in that bounty for two thou." he said so Jenny looked at the lisense.
"Joe Johnson huh?" She said thoughtfuly. then she frowned again.
he isnt that super crispy guy we just got is it?" She serously.
"Pretty fuckin lightly." Said Rockstar shruggin.
"Damn it Rockstar you didnt need to kill him." Shouted Jenny angerly
"don't see why not. that bastard did."
Jenny leaned over her desk.
"and that makes it okay does it." she said under her breath.
Rockstar leaned over to until they were realy realy close. like they could just make out if they didn't like each other.
"Just give me the check." he said quietly.
Jenny gave him the check and told him to fuck off so he left and went over to the bar a cross the street. when he got inside he gave it the bar tender.
"Just make sure to leave me the change." Said Rockstar takin a seat on a stol. the bar tender nodded and give him a bottle of jack with the top off so he could pour his own drinks.
Rockstar drowned his first glass in one gulp and ashe pour an other he pulled out a old folded peice of paper with a bunch of name with some of them crossed out. he found Joe's name on the list and crossed it out with his free hand and then sat back as the booze sunk in. the bar was pretty quiet since no one wanted to get wasted so close to a police station cuz they could get arested and have thier pokemon held until they could pay a fine so the bar was pretty empty. takin an other glug he listened to the crappy smooth pokejazz on the speaker play but didn't realy care.
He was still sitin there when a older dude took a seat next to him and fingered at the bar tender for a beer.
"I'm not surprised to see you here Rockstar." said the old dude.
"I can quit when ever I want Geezer." Said Rockstar annoyed. he knew the old guy and didn't want a fuckin heart to heart with him now and lose his buzz.
Professor Oak sighed sadly as the bar tender gave him a beer.
"I wasn't gonna bother you about that rockstar, I came to see you so we could talk.
"About what."
"You know what." Said Oak serously.
AN: How does Oak know Rockstar and what do they need to talk about? How far did he go with Officer Jenny? WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THE PAPER OF GANGBANGERS!?
AN: ALL THIS ANSWEARS AND MORE WILL BE TOLD NEXT TIME ON, POKE BOUNTY HUNTER1111111111
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