One Best Friend
Author's Notes: I don't own iCarly. I learned a new word! Yay! "Undertones!" XD Hahah. So how about a Cam one-shot to celebrate? Defective cup smoothies for everybody! ;)
I can't believe Carly was ever best friends with Missy. What an insane jerk.
"Oh get over it, Sam."
No, Missy, I WON'T get over it. She may have been Carly's best friend "first" but I'm her best friend now.
"Not as much as I am of going on a six month cruise!"
She's trying to rub something in my face, but newsflash, it's not working. I care more about Carly than a six month cruise. True friends would care more about their friends than something as crazy as a cruise. Who would even want to go to sea at school anyway? It's lame, boring, and you're stuck at school all day without any breaks! Or ham!
"How lucky am I?"
Yeah. Real lucky. So lucky in fact that she probably shouldn't even be standing here in front of me right now! Wow, I feel so special to be in the presence of such royalty. Not. As I said before, only true friends care more about their friends than something as silly as a six-month school cruise!
"Aww… don't be sad, Sam."
Why would I be sad?! She thinks I'm jealous of her, doesn't she? No. I'm happy she's on that boring school cruise. Now I'll never have to see her again for another six months!
"Now you can be Carly's best friend 'cause I don't need to get rid of you anymore."
Wow, she honestly doesn't notice somebody's behind her? That somebody being Carly. She really needs to choose her words and time better. This whole scene seems cliché, and older than the Fresh Prince Of Bel Air. But I still love it like a piece of ham. Oh great, now I'm hungry. I wonder if I still have some of those chocolates.
"Carly."
Oh yeah, that's right. Tell her off, Carls, she deserves it. And wow, she really didn't see this coming? Oooppsss. And she better feel guilty!
"Umm… look, I won the school at sea thing."
Wow, that's the best she could come up with right now? Really? And it's a cruise… as in c-r-u-i-s-e… That's all for today's spelling lesson, kiddies.
"We were best friends first, and you can't have two best friends."
Yeah, that comeback is getting really old. Older than Fredweird's "uncool is the new cool". And, actually, my aunt Clarise (Cl-air-ee-s) had two best friends. Until she got that fake tattoo…
"Carly!"
Oooo Carls, I like this whole new side of her. She's becoming like me. Sigh. I feel so accomplished. Especially since it got Missy bad. Take that, miss wack-job!
"And I don't have two best friends. I just have one. One awesome, cool, meat loving best friend."
That's right Missy! Carly just has me. No one else, understand?! If she forgets that, then I will eat her like a piece of ham. Oh great, now I'm hungry again. I think there's some more chicken in my locker.
"Whatever. You two enjoy each other. I'm going on a cruise!"
Go ahead. I hope she enjoys her big 'cruise'. And when she throws up from all the boring-ness and start to miss Carly again, don't come crying to me. Or texting. Because I still don't have a new phone!
And we will enjoy each other. Whether she meant as best friends, or as something more I don't know. But I'm glad she's finally out of the picture! Now to go get that meat.
One Best Friend
End Notes: I know it's not really the best fic I've written. But it's my first undertones, so I haven't really had experience. Any suggestions for improvement are welcome. And yes, I made up aunt Clariese. I'm not sure if I spelled (Cl-air-ee-ss) right, but I tried.