Hello everyone, here's my latest story for you. I hope you like it.
This is just a brief intro.
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Who knew!
Ch. 1
'Team Rizzles', that's what they are known as. To everyone within the department and to everyone within their circle of friends and even within their own families…'Team Rizzles.'
Rarely did you see them apart, where one was…the other one was not far behind. Korsak had jokingly commented one day that they were like two ass cheeks, they were always together. The guys laughed and Jane gave a snarky comment about how she at least had a close friend.
He shrugged at her rebuttal, then went back to watching a cute kitten video on You Tube but stopped when the Doctor spoke up.
Maura being Maura however, corrected Vince. "The cheeks are simply named the buttocks Vince, which of course there is the right and the left. Each buttock is made up of fat and the Gluteus Maximus muscles. I don't take offense to that comment Vince, seeing how that particular muscle is the main extensor muscle of the hip. It's primary function is to assist the external rotation and extension of the hip while it supports the extended knee through the iliotibial tract. Not to mention when properly develop, it is quite visually appealing. At least you didn't call us the inter-gluteal cleft." Her tone was matter of fact and as usual, she lost most of them. She had a tendency to do that, since no one was even remotely close to being as smart as the Chief Medical Examiner. She did have the special ability to surpass them intellectually but never made them feel as though they were inferior to her. That was just one of the things that made Maura, Maura.
"Uh, what?" Korsak asked, while everyone looked on, not really sure if she just one upped them or not.
"The butt crack, Vince." She simply stated.
Everyone fell out laughing.
They used to be labeled 'Team Rizzoli and Isles' but after one drunken night out at the Dirty Robber, Frost and Frankie had shortened it to 'Team Rizzles.' It took hold and traveled fast, now everyone calls them by it. They don't really mind the nickname, they actually think it's kind of funny.
R&I R&I R&I R&I.
They met under unusual circumstances, Maura thought Jane was a hooker just trying to buy a cup of coffee with zero money in the Division One café one day. The owner, Stanley who was a grumpy elderly man who was follically challenged, was less than impressed with her lack of ability to be able to pay for even a single cup of coffee. The fact that she offered to bring the money back at the end of her shift, was doing absolutely nothing to warm his selfish evil pea sized heart. He even told her she wouldn't be able to make that much, which the Medical Examiner thought was extremely rude. She thought the brunette was appealing to look at but her choice in wardrobe was horrendous, even for a lady of the evening.
She had offered the brunette enough cash to purchase her desired items, after putting on a sterile glove of course, which brought out the brunette's less than friendly demeanor. Maura didn't catch the sarcasm in the hooker's tone but was successful at her very own, rather witty retort.
They laugh frequently at this memory, since everyone always asked them how they met and became 'Team Rizzles.'
Since that fateful day, they had become friends and their friendship has only grown stronger every day since then.
They now label themselves best friends and do almost everything together.
Jane goes on runs and attends yoga with her best friend, while Maura drinks beer and watches sporting events with hers. They laugh together, they cry together, they discuss their days. They come home to each other and make dinner for one another. They go shopping together and attend various functions together. They spend nights together, the spend weekends together, they attend the Rizzoli family Sunday's together. They attend Isles important events together when her parents request her presence. They attend reunions together and they even pretended to be a gay couple to thwart Giovianni and his sleazy advances. They lean on each other for support and they vent their frustrations to each other. They give advice to each other and they ask each other for help.
They do almost everything together.
So they find it funny when they think back on the memory of how they became 'Jane and Maura.'
Who knew!
This is an idea I literally woke up too. I sat up in bed and jotted down everything I could remember at four o'clock in the morning. Cause I knew I would not remember if I went back to sleep. I hope you like the premise. Let me know.
Until next time.