(Noted: This takes place in an alternate universe..although that was probably quite obvious, stating such can't hurt, can it? For those extra dense people not unlike myself(maybe i'm just trying to make you feel better) ._.; Enjoy..for it tears apart my soul to have been a dork enough to make these things..or something like that..maybe.)

Alas, It's Luxuriously Out Of Wack

"Kuro-poooooon~!!" --Ah, yes. This was how it always was..Fai would come screeching towards the object-- or rather, person of desire..in a manner not unlike a child, only to shamelessly faceplant into the ground before him, after this "desirable" one decided it would be best to move out of his trecherous way, before they ended up in a heap of unavoidable embarassment. (Well..embarassing for him, atleast) An irritated grumble was all Fai earned from this. It was enough to satisfy him, though. "..I'll kill you."

This "desirable one" was none other than Kurogane, of course. That's not what Fai called him, though..anything but "Kurogane", actually. What should he care? It's not as if Kurogane ever called Fai by his name, either. It was always something along the lines of "Stupid", or "Dumb blonde". Not that it mattered to him..Fai thoroughly believed he didn't mean anything by it. And as much as Kurogane didn't want to admit it, Fai's humourously innappropriate nicknames would certainly (but reluctantly) be missed if they suddenly disappeared.

Although the appearance is somewhat misleading, the two boys happen to be Tsubasa-Horitsuba Gakuen's** infamous "best friends". These two seemingly balanced out eachother's existance, despite their polar-opposite tendencies and occasional game of "chase". That is..until that time. Or maybe that bond just got stronger..who's to say, really? It all started during a Monday, appearing just as any other Monday would. Although fate would play a different role, that day..

The bell tuned accordingly, signaling the departure from the current class. "Kuro-rin~!" Fai glided towards the seat where the grunting Kurogane resided. "It's KUROGANE!!" he replied, clearly agitated. Fai grinned at his oh-so-enjoyable reaction he never failed to present. "Oh? But that's no fun~" Fai giggled. "What the hell do you want?!" Kurogane twitched. "Why, to say good morning, of course.~ What else?" Fai swayed, linking their arms and tugging Kurogane out of his seat. Kurogane groaned in protest, but made no effort to stop him while Fai dragged him out of the classroom door, earning them a few silly looks from their fellow students, along with some squealing from a normally quiet corner of female kohai**. Kurogane frowned. Perhaps he should get used to this.

Fai continued to drag him down the hallway, stopping suddenly at a door with a sign that read in bold, capital letters "LIBRARY". "Hyuu~? It seems we're here already." Fai whistled. "Eh?" Kurogane replied, suddenly realizing where he had been lead. He glanced down at Fai. "What are you plotting, gaijin**?" he spat. This was definitely nothis class.

TRANSLATION NOTES

**Gakuen – A high school.

**Kohai – Under classmen.

**Gaijin – Basically, "foreigner".

[Ah, the first chapter is finished~ I think it was a tad boring, but..I hope it was atleast enjoyed a little.]