For the TMNT_Tuesdays prompt "Birds and Bees". Mikey is this cute and IT WILL GIVE YOU CAVITIES. 'k?
Even at ten years old, I like coloring in my book! Check this stuff out!
Picture this: a HIDEOUS ORGE attacks a village. The hero, codename THE TITAN TURTLE, swoops in and saves the day by kicking the ORGE in the teeth! His dentist won't be happy! Titan Turtle gets lots of kisses and chocolate candy for saving the village!
"Is Raph the ogre?" my brother Donny asked.
"Raph is always the ogre. He's Dracula, Frankenstein, the Mummy, and Freddy Kruegar." I hastily finish my coloring because Raph's "Beat Mikey" radar was on alert. I could see him stomping in our direction.
"You better color another picture!" Donny chirped and vanished. Some helpful bro he was! Leaving me to die here all alone! I have NEVER colored that fast in my life!
The vicious ogre Raphael had arrived. He looked down at me with those menacing, golden eyes. I suddenly wanted to pee.
"Whatcha talking about, Mikey? I heard my name! And you called me an ogre!" Raph's gruffy voice pouted. He crossed his arms. Mad Raph was mad.
"I colored you a picture! Here!"
His golden eyes stopped flashing and he studied my handiwork. "What's this? Birds and bees?"
"Yeah, Splinter said something about 'em this morning and he's gonna talk to us about it tonight. You like?"
He crumbled up the paper and it bounced off my forehead. "I like being an ogre better. I ain't no studying no birds and bees."