Vio: Imma just do some random one-shots, so enjoy!
I don't own PPG!
Age:
Butters(male Buttercup)- 14
Butch- 13
This takes place at the park if you're wondering.
My Bae!
"Holy shit, Butters looks so fucking hot today."
*Fist clench*
"Yep, I heard that he can even do the splits."
"You're fucking lying!"
*Teeth grinds together*
"Damn, he's a nice piece of ass."
*Eye twitches*
"I know right? I would totally hit that!"
*Cue head throb*
Butters continues his stretching exercises, ignoring the dirty comments with a calmness that he didn't even know that he possessed.
He didn't notice his counterpart hidden in a tree no too far away, who, at the moment, was considering how to get away with murder. Butch glared at the horny males that were currently eyeing up his counterpart.
Dark jade eyes glared at them harshly, hoping that they would magically become set aflame.
Hmm, maybe he could get Brick to use his flamethrower? Yes, that would do nicely.
He could see it now.
The wind ruffled his Mohawk while Butters was pinned against the tree by all those pervs. The lime-eyed male then sees him and cries out, "Butch! Please help me, my handsome darling!"
He would then smirk and reach down to his belt to pull out a pokeball.
"Don't worry my dear Butters, I'll save you! Go pokeball!"
A flash of red light and the crimson-eyed male is standing there with a fake Charmander tail attached to his rear and he's glaring at him.
"Brickmander!"
"Really?"
"C'mon, use your flamethrower!"
"Go fuck off somewhere, dipshit!" Their foreheads were now pressed together as they glared at each other.
Butch glares even harder at him, "You owe me for that one time!"
Brick sighs and turns towards the group of men before opening his mouth, letting the flames roll off his tongue and at the now screaming perverts.
Brick flips him off before flying off towards who-knows-where while Butch rushes over to Butters.
The older boy nuzzles him, "Oh, Butch!" He swoons, "You're so brave and handsome and strong!"
He would then smirk and rub the puff's cheek, "I know."
"And confident and smart!"
Smirk widens, "I know."
"And egotistical!"
"I kn-wait what?!"
Butch was knocked out of his day dream by a pair of lime green orbs staring up at him. He gulped at the amused smirk on his counterpart's face, "Ehehehe, how much of that did ya hear?"
He always did have a habit of speaking his day dreams aloud when he was planning them out.
Butters laughed, "Enough, Mr. I'm-gonna-catch-them-all."
He blushed at the joke and turned away with a pout as Butters calmed himself down, "But, thank you."
"Huh?"
Butters was now face-to-face with him, "That was a stupid plan, but the thought was sweet. Thank you, Butch." He then leaned over and pressed his lips to the younger boy's cheek before winking at him and flying off.
Butch just touched the place where he kissed him, and he grinned widely, "HAHA!"
Everyone looked over at him, "Beat that ya bunch of perverts!"
He then proceeded to flip them off before flying home with that stupid, but adorable smile upon his face.
Oh geez, I hope that you all enjoyed that. It was sucky and random, but eh. -w-
Please review? ;w;