Sabriel, Lirael, and a Sheep
By Dark Mage
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Sabriel, Lirael, or anybody else except the sheep. His name is Orlando and he came from New Zealand.
NOTES: This is my first time writing a fic that's not original/Lord of the Rings/Digimon... hope you like! Set after "Abhorsen".
{Curtains up!}
One day Sabriel woke up to find a sheep on her bed.
"Touchstone," she said, "how the hell did this sheep get here?"
"I don't know," Touchstone replied, "go back to sleep."
But the sheep wouldn't let Sabriel sleep. It chewed on her blankets until she got up, deposited it outside, and got dressed. Then it followed her around everywhere.
Sometime around noon, the sheep disappeared in a puff of illogicalness.
"Well, that was odd..." Sabriel though to herself.
All of a sudden, Sabril popped into existance.
"HI!" Sabril screamed all perky-like. "I'M YOUR NEW TYPO TWIN! WE'LL BE BEST FRIENDS!"
"AARGH!" a random voice shouted. "Why do you monsters keep plaguing me?"
All of a sudden Sabriel had a vision of Sabril being shoved into a closet with a sign that said "Typo Twins, Mary-Sues, & Mini-Balrogs" on it. She wondered what a Mary-Sue and a Mini-Balrog were. Just then the voice spoke again.
"Sorry Sabriel. It won't happen again, I promise. It was just a slip of the fingers. Oh, and I'm going to move you to a random island in the Ratterlin for, uh, plot reasons."
Sabriel blinked and disappeared in a puff of illogicalness.
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Lirael was sleeping on a random island in the Ratterlin when a sheep landed on her.
"Ah!" she shouted, wondering why she was on a random island in the Ratterlin, with Prince Sameth and Mogget, who was, for "plot reasons" re-bound. "It's a random sheep falling from the sky!"
"Baa," said the sheep. It then proceeded to eat some grass.
All of a sudden Sabriel landed on top of Lirael.
"Ah!" Lirael shouted, wondering why Sabriel had randomly fallen from the sky. "It's a random queen and sister falling from the sky randomly!"
"You say random too much, Lirael." Sabriel replied, standing up and dusting herself off.
"Sorry, randomly." Lirael said. "Ah! I randomly said random again! What in the random is wrong with me?"
"That's odd..." Sabriel said, ignoring Lirael and looking at the place where the sheep was. "I could have sworn that that sheep woke me up this morning at 3 am!"
"Oh," said Lirael, "Well, it randomly fell from the random sky and randomly landed on top of me."
"Moo," said the sheep.
Sabriel and Lirael made the Gondor Face {o_o} and randomly disappeared in a puff of illogicalness. The sheep shrugged and continued eating grass.
{Curtains Close}
NOTE: eh, sorry that was really short and stupid, but I kind of lost the plot... *runs off, trying to grab the plot* THE EVIL WIND TOOK IT! *twitchy twitch twitch*
CHAPTER 2 COMING SOON! WHEEEEE!
By Dark Mage
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Sabriel, Lirael, or anybody else except the sheep. His name is Orlando and he came from New Zealand.
NOTES: This is my first time writing a fic that's not original/Lord of the Rings/Digimon... hope you like! Set after "Abhorsen".
{Curtains up!}
One day Sabriel woke up to find a sheep on her bed.
"Touchstone," she said, "how the hell did this sheep get here?"
"I don't know," Touchstone replied, "go back to sleep."
But the sheep wouldn't let Sabriel sleep. It chewed on her blankets until she got up, deposited it outside, and got dressed. Then it followed her around everywhere.
Sometime around noon, the sheep disappeared in a puff of illogicalness.
"Well, that was odd..." Sabriel though to herself.
All of a sudden, Sabril popped into existance.
"HI!" Sabril screamed all perky-like. "I'M YOUR NEW TYPO TWIN! WE'LL BE BEST FRIENDS!"
"AARGH!" a random voice shouted. "Why do you monsters keep plaguing me?"
All of a sudden Sabriel had a vision of Sabril being shoved into a closet with a sign that said "Typo Twins, Mary-Sues, & Mini-Balrogs" on it. She wondered what a Mary-Sue and a Mini-Balrog were. Just then the voice spoke again.
"Sorry Sabriel. It won't happen again, I promise. It was just a slip of the fingers. Oh, and I'm going to move you to a random island in the Ratterlin for, uh, plot reasons."
Sabriel blinked and disappeared in a puff of illogicalness.
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Lirael was sleeping on a random island in the Ratterlin when a sheep landed on her.
"Ah!" she shouted, wondering why she was on a random island in the Ratterlin, with Prince Sameth and Mogget, who was, for "plot reasons" re-bound. "It's a random sheep falling from the sky!"
"Baa," said the sheep. It then proceeded to eat some grass.
All of a sudden Sabriel landed on top of Lirael.
"Ah!" Lirael shouted, wondering why Sabriel had randomly fallen from the sky. "It's a random queen and sister falling from the sky randomly!"
"You say random too much, Lirael." Sabriel replied, standing up and dusting herself off.
"Sorry, randomly." Lirael said. "Ah! I randomly said random again! What in the random is wrong with me?"
"That's odd..." Sabriel said, ignoring Lirael and looking at the place where the sheep was. "I could have sworn that that sheep woke me up this morning at 3 am!"
"Oh," said Lirael, "Well, it randomly fell from the random sky and randomly landed on top of me."
"Moo," said the sheep.
Sabriel and Lirael made the Gondor Face {o_o} and randomly disappeared in a puff of illogicalness. The sheep shrugged and continued eating grass.
{Curtains Close}
NOTE: eh, sorry that was really short and stupid, but I kind of lost the plot... *runs off, trying to grab the plot* THE EVIL WIND TOOK IT! *twitchy twitch twitch*
CHAPTER 2 COMING SOON! WHEEEEE!