Halloween costumes
So pretty much what the title says Kate and Castle discuss potential Halloween costumes after 6x06 (Get a Clue).
Hey so it looks like I'm back!
So here's just a random little story that was much more fun to write then the two sociology essays that I should have spent today writing! The whole thing pretty much just references past roles that Nathan Fillion and Stana Katic have played! See if you can find them all!
This is set just after Get a clue 6x06 there are a few mentions of the case but it's not (I think) spoilery.
Disclaimer: I am making absolutely no money from this at all (unfortunately) I do not own Castle or any of the other TV shows or films mention or referenced here. I also do not own Nathan Fillion or Stana Katic (which again is unfortunate).
The precinct was quite Kate's trying to finish off the last of the paper work for their latest closed case when Castle bored of making the world's longest paper clip chain speaks up.
"So what you going to wear for Halloween this year?"
"Castle I will be working then." The like I'm trying to do now is implied but when has this stopped castle.
"But after work."
"Castle"
"Please dress up for me Kate." he says using his seductive voice and smile to try and convince her. Ignoring the famous Beckett stare Kate was giving him he goes on.
"Oh I know you could pretend to be the guardian of some ancient artifact you know like in the last case."
"That's not very" struggling to come up with the right word while at the same time trying to read the report she settles on "Halloweeny"
"Halloweeny" Castle repeats almost insulted by Kate use of the word.
"You know what I mean"
"OK moving on from you shameless butchering of the English language." Kate looks up from the report to glare at Castle again, letting it drop he goes back to his costume idea. "Right, oh I know you could be a vampire."
"How very mainstream of you." she says absentmindedly while chewing the end of her pen.
"No I mean put the two together."
"So" looking up from the report again Kate says "I'm a vampire that guards some ancient artifact?"
"Yeah you need to stop the evil guys from getting it and over running the world with vampires."
"But if I was a vampire would I want that?"
"No because you're a good vampire."
"Castle that just makes no sense."
"Well its better than being an overzealous rookie cop, a deadly Russian killer, a bond girl or a 70s rock star" this gets him another Beckett stare. "What I'm just saying."
"Anyway" says Kate trying to get Castle back on track "What are you going to be?"
"I'm not sure I really like my space cowboy outfit but I think I will do something different this year." he pauses slightly while he tries to come up with some ideas. "Maybe an army private or a doctor, a Gynecologist or a superhero but one of those obnoxious ones that no one in their right mind would actually like." he says all in one breath "No wait I got it a priest."
"You've really got to get over the last case."
"They were monks not priests."
"It's still not exactly scary." Kate points out.
"I don't mean just a normal priest I'm talking serial killer priest that has superhuman powers."
"How do you come up with these ideas?"
Castle shrugs "I don't know I watch a lot of TV."
"Speaking of TV let's go watch Two Guys and a Girl." Kate says putting her coat on finally having finished the paper work "The guy that play Johnny is cute." she walks over to the elevator leaving a sulking Castle to catch up.
"Yeah but I'm ruggedly handsome." He says to himself as Kate turns round to say
"If you're a good boy then I may dress up for my ruggedly handsome writer man."
Thanks for reading hope you enjoyed it (even if it was only a little bit). I know I'm not the best writer but I enjoyed writing it anyway.
All mistakes are mine and my computers.
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