Disclaimers: I don't own any of the songs and characters. Everything belongs to the creators of the songs or characters.

Hello, my name is Isabella Swan. Call me Bella…or else. Please, pretty please? Okay, now that we are friends, and that you call me Bella, let's get on with the story, actually let me share my life so far with a song!

To the rhythm of Don't stop believing :

"I'm just a big town girl,
living in a lonely world!
I took the morning plane going some cold town.

I'm gonna miss my friends.
Going down a road that bends.
I took the morning plane going some cold town."

Sorry people, but I've got a song to work on.

On the way to Forks, I brought out my pet cactus, yes it is a real cactus. I got so bored that I started to talk to Rex, yes I have named my pet cactus and don't laugh at it, or me.

To the rhythm of bad boys(really old song, if you don't know it search it up!)
Singer- Charlie:

"UH! Bad boys watcha gon, watcha gon, watcha gonna do?
When sheriff Charlie Swan comes for you?
Tell me! Whatcha gonna do? When I come for you?

Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do whatcha gonna do?
When I come for you?Bad boys bad boys whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do whatcha gonna do when I come for you?

When you were eight and you had bad traits you go to school
And learn the golden rule, So why are you acting like a bloody fool
If you get hot then you must get cool!"

If you haven't known yet, My father is a cop, that's why he was singing that song in the shower.

On the first day of school, in the parking lot I saw that the nicest car in the whole parking lot was a shiny, silver Volvo, and it stood out.

When I arrived to my first class of English I met Mike while he sang.
To the rhythm of the new kid in school:

"So what's your name,
New kid in school?
Tell me something,
Do you feel lonely?
Come sit next to me
Tell me honey,
Do you feel lonely?
Come get closer to me
It ain't that bad
You know it really ain't that bad
You can't avoid it
Might as well enjoy it
'Cuz I do
While you're the new kid in school
You're the new kid in school"

Sadly, he moved towards me as he sung. I soon realized he was singing to me. Damn.
Time quickly passed, and I soon realized it was time for lunch. Like the shiny Volvo, the only thing that stood out was a tiny group of people.

They were sitting in the corner of the cafeteria, as far away from where I sat in the long room. There were five of them. They weren't talking, and they weren't eating, though they each had a tray of untouched food in front of them. (Twilight pg18)

I soon find out that they were the Cullen family from Jessica Stanley. I believe that in this whole school there are only few people who are sane. The rest including me are insane. Yes we sing to introduce ourselves.

I looked around the biology class noticing the only empty seat was in the front row with Edward Cullen. I walked in front of the fan, trying to make him notice my perfume; it ended up to make him gag. Crap and I have to sit next to him. I quickly sat down and while I sat down Edward moved to the edge of his chair. The teacher quickly got into the class dressed up as Bill Nye. Sadly, he started singing the Bill Nye the Science Guy theme song:

"Bill
Bill
Bill
Bill Nye the Science Guy
Bill Nye the Science Guy
Space
Rocks
Chemicals
More space
Uh, plants
Bill!
Bill!
Bill!
{Nye!}
Bill!
Bill Nye the Science Guy

SCIENCE RULES!"

I quickly put up my hand.

"yes, Isabella Swan?"

"First thing, call me Bella, next when are we going to get to the actual learning?"

"right about……now! Welcome class!"

So that was how my day went, with lots of singing and dancing. Funny how I thought high school musical was weird, who knew that in real life or at least in forks, there is a high school musical.