Summery. It's October 31st the CSI are processing a old mental hospital and now their going to be there a while, what fun can they have…….

Disclaimer: if I owned CSI this would be a episode but since it isn't…..

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"WOO" cried Greg waving his arms around above his head imitating a ghost

"Greg if you wish to keep your arms stop it" warned Sara growing tired of Greg's constant attempts to scare her. He had already jumped out of a cupboard at her causing her to drop all her files.

"It's Halloween and were going to a disused metal hospital with a dead body. Come on this is so cool" smiled Greg with enthusiasm long lost on Catherine who was driving and Warrick who was fiddling with the air conditioning.

"Well it wouldn't be much use us going if there wasn't a body," commented Grissom from his position squashed between Sara and Greg in the backseat.

"And your Tahoe not starting. It's just like a movie the group all squashed in one car when they pull over for a hitchhiker…"

"Greg" warned Sara in a frustrated tone.

"Nick's not here" commented Warrick

"Yes. Why did he get a lift with Brass and I got stuck in here with …never mind" finished Greg realising everyone was giving him evils daring him to finish the sentence

"Because after last time's incident we will not be taking private vehicles to crime scenes" said Grissom eyeing Sara and Greg

"Well we should have drawn straws or something," moaned Greg moving in his seat and elbowing Grissom in the ribs.

"We did Greg you were late," Sara reminded him.

"Maybe we should just go straight to the lab party and let Nick process the spooky old hospital," suggested Greg

"It's not old it only closed down a year ago when the knew mental health centre opened" said Grissom matter of fact

"Well they should have built it closer to town" said Sara now lent against the window to stop Grissom form sitting on her as he edged further away from Greg.

"That's so when the patients escape they have further to go before committing mass murder," replied Greg

"What movies are you watching? We really need to start monitoring his viewing habits," said Cath

"Hey" shouted Greg in protest and in the process hitting Sara round the back of the head for the ninth time that trip

"Greg" shouted Sara in tone showing how irritated she was.

"Sorry there's no need to stress" replied Greg "damn PMT" he whispered but not quiet enough

"WHAT?" came the shout from the two women in the car and the brakes were slammed on sending everyone flying forwards. Grissom managed to brace himself against the head rests

"You either apologise for making such a stupid and ignorant remark or you walk," said Cath not turning round as Greg felt Sara's eyes burn into him

"Sorry" he replied then turned to Warrick and mouthed "defiantly PMT" he then felt a sharp pain in his head as Sara hand made contact with his ear. Grissom was ducked in the middle trying to avoid the flying limbs

"OUT" shouted Cath

"What?"

"Get out" reaffirmed Cath

"If your going to make stupid statements then you can walk" said Sara shoving Greg towards the door as Grissom now mad his head almost laid on his knees trying to think how to intervene without been kicked out.

Greg reluctantly opened the door

"YOU CAN'T JUS TLEAVE ME" he said as Sara shut the door and the car began to inch away

"DON'T LEAVE ME!" Shouted Greg becoming panicked until he heard a familiar laugh and turned round to see Nick and a police officer having a good laugh at him.

"Oh very funny" said Greg his face turning red as everyone got out he car.

"You can go now," Nick told the officer who had cleared the scene and was waiting for the others to arrive.

"Did we keep you waiting?" asked Catherine as Nick picked his kit up

"Were you afraid of the ghosts?" asked Greg in a mock scary voice

"Was you afraid they were going to leave you?" said Nick trying to grab Greg's cheek and pinch it.

"We have a case," Grissom reminded everyone walking by with his kit in hand

"Yes sir" replied Greg going back to the car to get his then seeing an opportunity for revenge. Slowly he ran up behind Sara until he was just behind her and screamed

"BOO" the reaction he got was surprising. Sara almost jumped out her skin, dropping her kit and spinning around when Greg was promptly slapped across his middle.

"Sara Sidle I didn't think you'd scare so easily" laughed Greg jumping backwards as a very red Sara went for him again.

"Come on you two," instructed Cath laughing as Sara chased Greg around in a circle.

Cath now had her attention turned back to when she was doing so when a 'boo' sounded in her ears she physically jumped, not as much as Sara more of a shudder.

"Greg" Catherine shouted brining all proceedings to a halt as Sara finally caught Greg tackling him to the ground.

"Professionalism" said Grissom but wasting his breath as Greg squirmed trying to get away but Sara was sat on him and Cath was going in her kit.

"NO" shouted Greg before a pot of luminous green fingerprint powder was dumped over his head making him sneeze.

Grissom was stood watching the usually expressionless face had a small smile drifting across it as Greg got up and shock himself down.

"Remind me never to annoy either of you" commented Warrick as Nick looked shocked at what was happening

"How annoying was he in the car?"

"VERY" came the unanimous reply form everyone including Grissom.

TBC ………….

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