24 Reasons Jack Likes Renee
A 24 ONESHOT (hmmm…that's sounds kinda weird…)
By: Indigo March
Note: This is just something I came up with. It doesn't really hold any real meaning. I'm not sure this is a parody yet. It's just something funny (Maybe…depends on what your idea is of 'funny') ANYWHO!
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1) She's HOT, HOT! Her fiery red hair and spitfire personality makes Jack go CrAzY! Suck it, Audrey, Renee kicks AZZ!
2) She's Brave. Jack prefers his women to jump into action. Though, admittedly Audrey DID have her moments, Renee still kicks more AZZ! Even Terry (rest in peace, love) had more fire in her than Audrey!
3) She's BLOODTHIRSTY! For some reason, this doesn't run Jack off. Hehe.
4) She's psychotic. That (for some odd reason) doesn't run Jack off either.
5) She knows how to shoot a gun (and stab people in the face—repeatedly).
6) She enjoys walks in the sunset and cutting off people's thumbs. Yikes…
7) She's fun to play cards with. She loses, she'll bash your face in.
8) She's a laugh at CTU parties.
9) She's not afraid to cry (even if she's been doing that way too much in Season 8—then again, she was RAPED and ABUSED by that evil Russian dude).
10) She's 10x the woman that that Dana Walsh/Jenny What's-her-face character will ever be.
11) She LIKES to kick butt, like, 7 times a week.
12) She's reckless—sorta like Jack!
13) She's a dark and mysterious (albeit suicidal) woman from his past.
14) He's lonely and needs some companionship.
15) Every other woman he's had a relationship with is either dead, brainwashed, or kicked to the curb.
16) Did I mention she kicks butt?
17) He enjoys a challenge (boy is she a challenge! Yikes!)
18) He needs someone to take care of him if and when he retires.
19) Pfft! Does he need a reason?
20) She's the only woman who's ever dared to slap him—repeatedly!
21) She's a legitimate reason to go undercover as Harry Potter!
22) Because he wants to like Renee
23) They've sorta kinda been through the same things, which naturally draws them to each other (my Dad helped me with that one—*snicker*)
24) SHE KICKS BUTT!
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