(The Tale of Pluto's Poop)
As Kairi slept on the floor dreaming about her hunky man and his sexy cologne, Pluto was acting all jittery. Then he accidentally smacked Kairi in the face with his tail. "What's wrong, doggy?" said Kairi grumpily. Then Pluto just couldn't hold it any longer. "Something wrong?" Kairi said as Pluto began running around. Then Pluto ran over to the corner of the room, and made a nice, long piece of shit. Luxord would be proud. "GROSS!" shouted Kairi holding her nose.
"What's going on?" said Saix as he walked into the room. Then he took a good whiff of Pluto's poo. "Good lord!" said Saix. Then he fainted right there in the doorway. And that was the tale of Pluto's poop. Hope you enjoyed it.
Written by KevROB948