One summer day at the SSBB mansion...
Inside Ness, Toon Link(TL), and Lucas's room(they're roomies)
Ness and TL are in the room, laying down on their beds and talking to each other.
"I'm bored," said Ness.
"Me too," said TL.
"I'm bored," said Ness.
"I know," said TL.
"Let's go play a prank on Lucas when he comes back or something," said Ness.
"Okay," replied TL. The two pranksters run to go get pranking supplies and rush back. Ness filled up a bucket with ranch dressing and placed it on top of the door.
"Here's the plan, when Lucas walks through that door, the bucket will tip and ranch dressing will be spilled all over him," whispered Ness, making sure no one was listening through the window.
"Gotcha," said TL. They waited and waited. Finally...
Creaaaaaak. The door slowly opened.
SPLASH! The bucket fell down and splashed ranch dressing all over its unlucky victim. However...
"HEY!" shouted a voice. A big manly voice at that, too.
"Snake?!...heh.." said Ness, trying to hold in his laughter. Snake had ranch all over his hair and shirt and guns and grenades and he was just completely covered in the stuff.
TL bursts out laughing and Snake looks like he's about to explode into mushy pieces.
"You little...When I get my hands on you two, you're gonna wish you were NEVER BORN!" he shouted. He gets up and chases after them.
"Oh, crap!" Ness and TL say and they run away, Snake right behind them.
After a half hour of running and a LOT of sweating, Ness and TL decided they needed to face their fears; they couldn't just run away forever like a jelly-boned wimp. After all, Snake wasn't that scary anyways... right?
"CHARGE!" yelled Ness, running straight for Snake and attempting to give him the purple nurple.
"YAH!" screeched TL and he tried to tackle Snake to the ground.
Ness limped back to his room with a black eye and a swollen lip, Toon Link trails after him with a cut on his forehead and bruises everywhere.
"Ohhw...I think I'm bweeding in five diffuwent plwaces," groaned Ness, trying to talk with his swollen lips.
They enter the room and see Lucas there watching "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" on the TV.
"Hi gu-" Lucas turns his head. "..Okay, what happened to you two?"
"Wh-what duh fwuck, Lucas," said Ness. "Why duh hell would you w-watch that, you're wlike 14 year old dude for hell's sake." (no offense to ANYONE who watches My Little Pony, I'm sure it's a great show!)
"Hey! It's a good show!" protested Lucas. "By the way, why the hell are you all cut up and bloody!?"
"Sn-snake...beat..us down.." TL muttered, wincing at the pain. "W-when he entered our r-room, a b-bucket of ranch on top of the door a-accidentally spilled on him..."
"Why was there a bucket of ranch on top of the door!?" Lucas asked suspiciously.
Ness and TL stare at each other.
"...No reason," they reply in unison.
Lucas was pissed. But he'd get his revenge soon enough.