Disclaimer: I don't own Fushugi Yuugi, or any of the characters of that anime. They belong to Yu Watase (give her a hug!). I also don't own Flavour of the week. It belongs to American Hi-Fi (give them their rightful applause).
a/n: May contain (a few) spoilers. May contain traces of Nakago bashing. Some Yaoi (Let's face it, if it's got Nakago, it's got Yaoi. ^^; Don't act so surprised!). Proceed with extreme caution.
Note: Kean Haku is Soi's real name. It's used to fit the beat better.
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Henchman of the Week
by vortex
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He paints his face,
And he don't know,
He's got some Miko in a cell.
He'll show him all
He has inside
That itty bitty shell.
And he's got scrolls inside the tent,
Of all the things that he's got planned.
And he shoots Chi out of his hands,
Nakago,
He don't want
Anything to do with
That weird freak,
Why would he?
When he can raise his all of his Chi,
With Kean Haku sexually.
It's been a month
And still no word
Of those weak Suzaku Sei.
He wouldn't care,
'Cept they are on,
The gen'ral's wish death list.
And he's got Soi on top his bed,
He really doesn't love that chick.
I'm almost positive of it.
Nakago,
He's going to,
Destroy all
The countries!
Run away!
Real quickly!
He'll kill you all in record time.
Faster than you could kill a mime.
*Guitar solo. During this time, we see a chibi Soi and chibi Tomo pulling on a chibi Nakago. His arms rip apart, hay flies everywhere, and we see the real Nakago behind a tree wiping sweat from his head. As he turns around again, he sees both Tomo and Soi, lust in their eyes. (Nakago: O.O Eep...)*
Nakago,
He don't want,
Anything to do with
That weird freak,
That weird freak,
That weird freak,
That weird freak.
Nakago,
He wants to
Be a god,
So say he.
The Seishi,
They all freak.
What will it take to make him die?
Tama-boy's gonna make him cry.
Suzaku's gonna make him fry!
And time goes by...
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Review, ifn' ya please. Flames, while understandable, are not welcome.
-vortex