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Irreplaceable
"What do you think I am, Ronald?!"
"What are you talking about Hermione?"
"I saw you with Lavender last Saturday."
"What I wasn't with Lavender."
"Yes you were! I don't want to ever see you again. You lying, cheating, pile of shit."
"Who's ever going to go out with you if I don't?"
"Don't get cocky! There are many guys better than you."
"But I love you, Hermione."
"You have a funny way of showing it."
"'Mione…"
"Just go Ron. I don't need to deal with you. If I ever see you again I'll castrate you."
"It's your loss."
"Ron, you are not irreplaceable."