Scandal in the military.
Amestris weekly has the inside scoop! The flame alchemist, hero of the eastern rebellion, is having an affair! His subordinate, Lt. Riza Hawkeye is reported to be involved with Central's most infamous playboy.
"She's pretty scary, when he blows off his paper work, she shoots at him!" Says a Mustang insider.
But, perhaps he is not worthy of her! " Roy Mustang is nothing but a morally bankrupt Colonel with a miniskirt fetish!" Says Major Edward Elric, the full metal alchemist.
Here we have an exclusive interview with the colonel him self!
A.W: So are the rumors true?
R.M: No would you please stop following me?
A.W: So, you're in love with her?
R.M:I… like her! She's pretty… you know.
A.W: So how did it get out?
R.M: Got out? There's … relationship! Riza and I are … friends.
A.W: So can we get any details?
At this point the interview ended because our red hot bad boy used alchemy to set the clip board on fire. Defensive much? We can only hope that the king will look into this.
Military super scandal!
Amestris weekly has the inside scoop! It is reported that central infamous woMANizer has struck again! Lt. Colonel Maes Hughes is said to be sleeping Roy Mustang! Riza Hawkeye says, "Where do you people get these things? Hughes is married; he has a daughter for Pete's sake! He never shuts up about his wife and daughter unless the colonel screams at him! He is definitely… having an affair!" Well Riza where we get it is our secret! And he won't shut up unless mustang yells at him, could we be looking at an abusive relationship?
A Hughes insider says, "Please leave daddy alone. He loves …uncle Roy!" But, perhaps, he is not good enough for him? Edward Elric, the FullMetal Alchemist claims that " Mustang has an ego the size of his office and a mini skirt fetish to match, Hughes with colonel bastard? I wish the man luck!"
Here was have an exclusive interview with the colonel him self!
R.M: Would you stop bloody following me? I am… sleeping with Hughes! He's my b… friend!
The interview ended at this point due to the fact that mustang set the interviewers hat on fire. We can only hope that the king will look into this.
Edward Elric lay on a bed next to his lover, reading the tabloids.
"At least they haven't guessed the truth." He muttered guiltily, and then almost as an after thought, "where do they come up with this shit?"
"Who cares?" mustang drawled "just shut up and kiss me."
A/n: alright! First I want to apologize to any one I may have offended who likes tabloids or knows some one who writes for them. Second I would like to apologize if I've offended any one's otp. I have nothing against roy/maes or royai. Finally, please review! You can yell at me I don't care, just review!