Claire: Welcome to Know Your Stars: Eragon Style! I'm your one of your authors, Cornelia Claire Chase, hereafter referred to as Claire.
Sun: And I'm your other author, Claire's best friend who isn't a Fan Fiction member, Sun.
Claire: (Disclaimer) Just a heads up, we do not own Eragon. If you hadn't noticed already, neither of our names are Christopher Paolini.
Sun: (looks at Claire) What was that about?
Claire: On your stories, you're supposed to have a disclaimer, stating that you don't own Eragon or whatever the story's about.
Sun: Oh, got you! So, we're up here in…a booth, with your host for this story. Occasionally, we might be referred to for a question that needs answering or other things. Without further wait, here's your host, the Announcer! And look now! Our first star!
Eragon: (wanders on to set and sits in chair)
Announcer: Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars.
Eragon: What the heck? What is this?
Claire: (looks around a bit, then grabs microphone) Eragon, this is a show where the fans can learn more about you.
Eragon: Okay.
Announcer: (takes back microphone) Eragon…he hates the color blue.
Eragon: (looks confused) What are you talking about? My dragon's blue, my magic's blue. How could I hate the color blue?
Announcer: How should I know?
Eragon: (shakes head) (under breath) I do not hate blue!
Announcer: Eragon…his favorite song is "Pretty Woman".
Eragon: What?! No it isn't!
Announcer: Yes it is!
Eragon: You're making this stuff up!
Announcer: No I'm not!
Eragon: (sits back in chair, annoyed)
Announcer: Eragon…he's secretly in love with Katrina!
Eragon: No I'm not! That's Roran!
Roran: (runs on stage) What did that voice say?!
Eragon: Roran, I'm not in love with Katrina!
Announcer: Roran, wait your turn.
Roran: But you said-
Announcer: Now get off stage.
Roran: (lets out frustrated sigh and walks off stage)
Announcer: Eragon…his brother is much hotter than he is.
Eragon: What the heck?! I look like an elf! Elves are the fairer race! I'm definitely the hotter one!
Announcer: Sun? Claire?
Sun & Claire: No.
Announcer: Not according to the fan girls!
Eragon: (slumps in chair, shaking head)
Announcer: Eragon…his father isn't really Morzan.
Eragon: What?!
Murtagh: (runs on stage) What?!
Announcer: Nope. It's Galbatorix!
Eragon & Murtagh: What?!
Murtagh: Are you insane?!
Eragon: You've got to be kidding me!? Why should I believe you?
Announcer: Because I'm the announcer. Now, Murtagh, you get off stage and wait your turn, too!
Murtagh: (walks off stage)
Eragon: I thought this was supposed to be so that fans could find out more about me!
Announcer: It is!
Eragon: But none of this is true! I do not hate the color blue, my favorite song is not "Pretty Woman", I am not secretly in love with Katrina, my brother is not hotter than me-
Claire & Sun: (steal microphone) Yes he is!
Eragon: (shakes head) and Galbatorix is not my father!
Announcer: That's all true Eragon, now be quiet! Eragon…he cries himself to sleep every night because Arya doesn't want to be in love with him.
Eragon: (sniffling) Do not!
Announcer: If it isn't, why are you crying?
Arya: (comes on stage) Yeah, why are you crying?
Eragon: I am not crying!
Announcer: Are too!
Eragon: I am not! (shoots blue magic towards announcer)
Announcer: You missed.
Eragon: (stomps off stage, frustrated)
Announcer: This has been…Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars!
Claire: Thank you all for reading! Please review! Saphira and Thorn know what to do with the flames.
Sun: What's a flame?
Claire: A bad review.
Sun: Oh. Just a warning, the chapters are a little short. Well, tune in next time and get to know another character of Eragon!
Afterwards, backstage…
Arya: Eragon, we've been over this. You're only a teenager and I'm…well, quite a bit older.
Eragon: No, this has nothing to do with that!
Murtagh: Then what is this about?
Eragon: They claim that this is a way that fans can learn more about you, but all their saying is lies!
Saphira: What do you mean?
Eragon: They're saying that I hate the color blue, that I'm in love with Katrina, and…all these other things!?
Roran: So…you're not in love with Katrina?
Eragon: No!
Galbatorix: This announcer sounds evil…any chance I could meet him?
Eragon: I'm telling you, this announcer is trying to disband us as characters in a trilogy!
Nasuada: What about the authors?
Eragon: Nah. They just wanted to make a funny story, and that announcer just had to show up! Forget the authors, just blame the announcer...and don't believe a word he says!
Murtagh: Got it.
Other Characters: (nod in agreement)
Arya: So…what do we do about this announcer?
Eragon: I don't know…we just need to watch him for a while. Then, we'll get him…and good!
To Be Continued…