If you do not wish to read material that involves the teachers in awkward situations I suggest you don't read this. The first chapter doesn't have the truth and dare game in it but it is needed as you will find out in the next chapter.

Chapter 1

It was the day before the students where expected to arrive at Hogwarts. The teachers where bustling around trying to make sure that they where ready for there arrival. By dinner everyone had there classes planed and where all able to sit down in the great hall and enjoy a quiet dinner. Or that's what they thought but some had other ideas.

Minerva McGonagall was sitting in between Snape and Dumbledore as usual she looked up when she heard her long time friend Rolanda hooch.

"Ro what's the matter?" Minerva looked inquisitively at her friend who gave a weak smile. "I'm so bored min. it is our last night without the students and we have done absolutely nothing in the form of fun except when we all went down to the pub and you made severus dance." She smiled to herself "now that was fun" Severus let out a snort

"Fun I thought it would have been one of the most humiliating days in you girls lives" everyone was listening to the conversation and all the females heads had turned to face Snape. Sprout spoke first

"And what's that suppose to mean?" Snape gave a wicked grin knowing this would start and outburst

"It means none of you girls can hold your licker" there was an outburst that turned into a yelling match with the other teachers all joining in. finally Dumbledore ordered quiet

"Severus if I recall correctly you, Remus and filius didn't look the best the next morning" there was a snigger from McGonagall but it was quickly stifled when hooch stood up and practically screamed at Severus.

"Why don't we all have a little competition us girls VS.? You boys." Remus sat up straight at this.

"Ok what's the comp" he asked slyly. Hooch held her head up high as she spoke.

"A drinking one. Poppy can tap into our medical backgrounds. Each group drinks and the first group to have 3 players get there alcohol level reaching .05 and show signs of it loses." She indicated to everyone and all agreed to participate but there was some debate about hagrid and in the end it was decided that he and filch would referee. Finally they turned to Dumbledore who agreed and said he too would join in.

They all sat at the huffelpuff table, girls on one side and the boys on the other. Hagrid read out the rules they had agreed on and filch brought out the first batch of fire whisky. All together the males took there first shots then the females. By the time they where up to there 12th shots sinister, sprout, Fliwit and Dumbledore where all out.

"You give up ye Sevey you and Remus don't look to good" hooch teased the potions professor

"no… you can't talk you and Minerva look like your gon throw up" severus and Remus took there drinks and just as Minerva and hooch put there glasses to there mouths hagrid yelled out "the girls win" Snape and Remus looks at eachother "what are you talken about" Snape growled clearly not taking getting beaten well. Hagrid shrugged "all 4 of ya are shown signs of being drunk and after that last one you severus have gone over .05 so the girls win" there was a cheer from all the girls and a groan from the boys. After some very loud talking as the teachers made there way to the warmer staffroom, hooch piped up again.

"I'm still bored" Minerva sat down heavily on the couch hooch occupied landing half on her and the couch causing hooch to wince in pain but she let her friend stay there and decided to play with her hair that had come out of it's bun instead. "Well if your so bored why don't you come up with a game" Minerva stated flicking her friends hand away from her hair. The others had looked over in their direction and saw the evil grin that grew on hooch's face

"Oh no I know that look what are you thinking Ro?" poppy sat forward on her seat "are you lot as bored as I am?' when everyone nodded she continued "I suggest that we play truth and dare" Snape snorted "the students play that childish game" sprout nodded in agreement. "ah but I have a special version" with those words McGonagall sat bolt upright knocking heads with hooch "no way Ro…if it's the game I think your thinking of then no way" hooch rolled her eyes "oh come on min we always played this game and besides where all adults….what could go wrong?" McGonagall tried to get up but landed on the floor causing some muffled laughter.

"what can go wrong let me see… the last time we played I recall a couple of pissed off wives… and before that I remember you ending up with broken bones because a guy got carried away" she was meant to sound menacing but from her position on the floor it didn't work.

"Rolanda what makes your version of truth and dare so interesting" lupin inquired. Hooch looked down at her friend who was shaking her head smiled and spoke anyway.

"Because mine is truth and dare strip tease" jaws dropped all around the room and no matter how much she tried to hold it in McGonagall and hooch both burst out laughing. After a few minutes hooch regained herself and asked

"So who wants to play?"